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KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!
Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Warso, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good! -
NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners
Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimatedSo, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.
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SimplexCraft
Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, TownyServer Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.
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Kayabas SMP
Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.
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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust brokenWelcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin! -
CelebHideoutCraft
AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, VisitAre you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.
And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
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PutinsPuzzleCraft
biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Nรฉgotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united stateslol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting -
MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition
3-NOP, 3NOP, additives, Advances in dairy nutrition, dairy, dairy industry, Delivery, digestion, Edition, Emissions, environmental footprint, greenhouse gas, Livestock, livestock methane emissions, manure, methane, moocraft, nutrition, PROMISING.., reduction, Science, Seaweed, seaweedscome join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! ๐๐ฟwe have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! ๐๐
join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! ๐ฟ๐
save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! ๐๐
join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)