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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8487 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Magic Items Found: | 7522 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!