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Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

adverse childhood experiences, childhood development, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, healing, impact of trauma, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, overcoming adversity, psychological effects, resilience, self-care, smp, Therapy, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors, trauma therapy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

CraftyMindFlicks

complex plot, CraftyMindFlicks, mind bender, Mind Blowing, mind fuck movies, mind games, mind-bending, mind-bending horror, mind-bending movies, mind-bending mystery, mind-bending suspense, mind-bending thriller, mind-boggling, psychological horror, psychological mind games, psychological thriller, surreal, Thought-provoking, twist ending

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old movies that make sense? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have mind fuck movies playing 24/7 on our giant screen in the virtual town square! Watch as your favorite characters get caught in crazy time loops, alternate realities, and mind-bending twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough mind fuck movies, you’ll start seeing glitches in the Matrix while playing on our server. So come on down and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyCops: Arrest44Arson

arrest, Arrest44Arson, Arrests, arson, arson attacks, Attacks, CraftyCops, crime, crime investigation, Crime Prevention, criminal activity, incidents, investigation, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Police, Public Safety, russia, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, WAVE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6265
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than russian police arresting 44 people in a crazy wave of arson attacks!!! if you want some real adrenaline pumping fun, this is the place to be. you’ll be running from the law, setting fires, and causing chaos just like those crazy russians. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed!

The Latam Cave

Adventure, building, Custom Plugins, discord community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Latin America, Minigames, multiplayer, non-premium launcher, open world, premium launcher, PvE, PvP, role playing, Survival, Survival Games, unique experience, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Items Found:	5036
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Minecraft from La Cueva Latam! Over 18,000 members in our Discord community. Version 1.21 with exclusive plugins for a unique experience. Compatibility for players with premium and non-premium launchers.

Open from tomorrow. Don’t miss it! Enter now and live an adventure like no other in La Cueva Latam.

LaCuevaLatam.minehost.pro

The Wall Chaos Craft

Adventuring, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, construction, Craft, deep slate wall, Discord, established rule, Events, Fighting, Join, Mining, multiplayer, Open, Realm, safe zone, semi anarchy, Server, Small events, Trading, Wall, year

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Minecraft Anarchy Bedrock Realm

Server Information	Anarchy style Bedrock realm with a safe zone
Rules	No established rules outside of safe zone
Activities	Mining, trading, fighting, building, adventuring
Events	Small events planned in the future
Join the Realm	Click here
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the safe zone made of?	The safe zone is denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction).
Are there any rules inside the safe zone?	No, the only rule is safety ends outside The Wall.
Can anyone join the realm?	Yes, we are open to everyone who wants to join.
What kind of events are planned?	We plan on hosting small events for the community in the coming year.

Sacred Sands Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, Community, compatibility, cultural exchange, DATING, Diversity, Indian, intercultural, Israeli, Jewish, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., multicultural, online dating, Partnership, Realm, relationships, Religion, Sacred, sands, tradition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Animals Bred:	97	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a land where Jews and Indians come together in perfect harmony, just like peanut butter and jelly!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of one big, dysfunctional family.

Who needs diamonds when you can have friendships that last a lifetime? So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Oni Mai’s Trans Minecraft SMP Fiction

comedy, Fiction, Japan, lmao, lol, MAIS, Minecraft, nichijou-kei, oni, smp, Trans, Transgender, transsexual fiction, TSF

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned into a transsexual anime character! It was wild, hilarious, and totally unexpected. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where comedy and chaos reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness of Onimai’s genre, where tsf stands for “totally silly fun”!

PixelatedNightmares

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Grotesque, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, Macabre, perturbing, petrifying, PixelatedNightmares, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Have you ever seen a creeper riding a pig while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? No? Well, you clearly haven’t been on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and epic adventures. Who knows what bizarre sights you’ll witness next? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

ShadowCraft: Tanker Trouble

Baltic Sea, Conflict, detainment, Economy, ENERGY, Europe, finland, funding, international relations, investigation, Maritime, oil tanker, Politics, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SECURITY, shadow fleet, ShadowCraft, Tanker, Trouble, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil tankers and shadow fleets just like in finland!!! u can help fund wars in ukraine while building epic structures and battling other players. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft amirite?? join now and be part of the madness!!!

Elderly Gamers Unite!

aging, aging process, cancer development, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer survival, cancer treatment, cellular aging, Elderly, Gamers, genetic mutations, geriatrics, immune system, lifestyle factors, Longevity, older adults, oncology, risk of cancer, unite

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Potions Brewed:	72	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mines Excavated:	4333

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of cancer fades as we get older (80+), like whaaat?? we got some magical potions and enchanted armor that will make you feel like a freakin’ superhero, bro.

we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??

so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life