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Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7576
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Towns Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

89087928, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, PixelatedPickle, previous, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mines Excavated:	1430
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

armored warrior, arthurian legend, Avengers, Black Knight, comic book hero, comic book lore, comic book mystery, comic book villain, Dark, dark knight, enigmatic persona, fictional character, knight, legendary warrior, marvel comics, medieval knight, Minecraft, mysterious figure, never heard of her, shadowy figure, smp, superhero lore, sword and shield, unknown character

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

Arachnophilia mode, code editing, code editor, coding software, CSS editor, HTML editor, JavaScript editor, Minecraft, programming software, programming tool, Server, software, Software Development, software tool, spawner, spider, spider mode, syntax highlighting, text editor, web design, web development, web development software, web development tool, Website Development

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Animals Bred:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

barbed wire, border control, border security, civil liberties, civil rights, DEMOCRATIC, democratic values, democrats, Ethics, freedom of movement, government policies, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Minecraft, Political debate, question.., security measures, smp, social justice

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	200
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

Alteration, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup Britomart Pickup Summon, Drop Rates, Edmond Dantès Pickup Summon, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order community, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Singularity Repair Support Campaign Pickup Summon, smp, summon

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!