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SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ores Mined:	5313	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	New Chunks Explored:	34651
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

LebCraft: War of the Blocks

blocks, Ceasefire, Conflict, extremist group, foreign intervention, Former PM, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hijacked, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, political instability, power struggle, proxy war, regional tensions, sectarian violence, Terrorism, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

Accountability, consequences, Crime Prevention, Deterrence, Ethics, fair, Fairness, Justice, Legal System, morality, personal vendettas, Prevention, punishment, punishment consequences, punishment debate, punishment effectiveness, punishment fairness, punishment justification, punishment philosophy, punishment theory, Punishments, Retribution, societal norms, Vendettas

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	300	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

BELIEF, BIAS, BiasFree, cognitive bias, conviction, discrimination, equality, EqualityCraft, Evidence, Fun, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, inference, moral conviction, Moral values, Perception, reasoning, rigorous studies, social justice, study results, Trust, trustworthy, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1768
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

1.21, Active, Builds, Community, Community Based, CREEPERS, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Join, left, Minecraft, mostlyvanilla, multiplayer, Pigs, player, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, swipe, SwipeSMP, Vanilla, Version, white list, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	67
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	183	Potions Brewed:	147
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, Shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
Is the server Discord available?	Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

crime, crime rates, danger, Dangerous, foreign tourists, Indonesia, Indonesian theft, jakarta, Minecraft, Pickpocketing, safety tips, Server, Southeast Asia, stolen belongings, stolen money, stolen wallets, theft, tourist safety, tourist scams, tourist thefts, travel safety, travel warnings, wallet theft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	5264	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Anime, cover song, digital singer, Favorite, Idol, japanese music, jpop, Kawaii, Minecraft, Music, online singer, smp, virtual concert, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual performance, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, vocaloid, Vtuber, vtuber music video

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!

We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!

NoPupPartyAllowed

Animals, anxiety, birthday girl, Birthday Party, Boundaries, cat, celebration, compromise, dog, Events, Friend, Invitations, Needy, NoPupPartyAllowed, party guests, party planning, pet owners, Pets, stress, unreasonable

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!