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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3166 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2149 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!