ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3754
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	6573
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

BOBROVSK Minecraft server

1.21.1, BOBROVSK, Harsh Conditions, Journey, Lobby, Minecraft, mini game, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

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Reverie SMP

Activity System, Age 18+, Application Required, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, February 1st, hermitcraft, Mature, no pay to win, Polls, proximity chat, Reverie, season 1, Server Events, server specs, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players, not a requirement.
Experienced Staff	Team has experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
Server Events	Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player preferences while playing.
Supporter Perks	Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

FAQ

Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

How do I join Reverie SMP?

To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Magic Items Found:	8369	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

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