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LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

commentary, current events, dark humor, Edition, Government, humor, LaughCraft, Minecraft, News, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, political memes, political news, Political satire, political science, Politics, satire, Science, Server, social commentary, society, ylyl

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

CraftyPals Minecraft Server

Anime, autistic interests, CraftyPals, Fandom, Fishing, Gaming, History, hobbies, Manga, Media, Minecraft, niche communities, niche interests, normalfag, obsession sharing, obsessions, passions, romance of the three kingdoms, Server, sports, strategy games, touhou, unique interests

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your unique obsessions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your autistic interests! Whether you’re obsessed with Touhou or Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we’ve got you covered. Say goodbye to normalfag activities like fishing and sports, because on our server, we only accept the most eccentric and passionate players. Join us now and let your obsessions run wild!

DoglessGatheringAITAH

Boundaries, Communication, dog aggression, dog bite, dog safety, dog training, DoglessGatheringAITAH, Dogs, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, guilt trip, newborn, parenting, pet behavior, pet ownership, pit bull puppy, Safety concerns, Siblings, Toddler

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers!

Macron’s Explosive MineCraft

Alliance, Conflict prevention, cooperation, crisis management., Diplomacy, explosive, foreign policy, France, France diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, prevent explosion, regional stability, united states, US

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	9695	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild party in the middle east but without the explosions, ya feel me? Macron be all like “we gotta stop the boom boom” and we be like “nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and have fun in minecraft”. so come join us and let’s make the middle east a peaceful place, one block at a time. let’s do dis, fam! 🎉🔥🚀

YesterCraft: Tomorrow’s Limit

acceptance, aging, carpe diem, contemplation, deep thoughts, Existential, fleeting moments, inevitability, introspection, Life, Limit, mortality, perspective, Philosophical, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, time passing, Tomorrows, wisdom, YesterCraft, yesterdays

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5

hey u, ya u, do u ever feel like u got more yesterdays than tomorrows? well guess what, on our epic minecraft server, we make yesterday TODAY and tomorrow YESTERDAY. u heard me right, time travel is real on this server, u can go back and relive ur glory days or fast forward to see ur future self.

not only that, but we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. u never know what u gonna find around the corner on this server. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so come join us on this wild ride through time and space, where yesterday is today and tomorrow is yesterday. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

LunWix | Free Donation server Minecraft

#youtube, Antispam, ARTYYT, Auto-mine, Cases, Currency, DISCOUNT, donation, free, Game Currency, image, LunWix, Minecraft, OPEN2024, promo code, Server, server promo, Shop, Starter Kit, Website

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5365
Emeralds Found:	4439	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

YouTube promo code “ARTYYT”, which gives you a 30% discount on our website with a donation, as well as $50,000 of game currency on the server!

Server promo code “OPEN2024”, which gives you a 30% discount on our website with a donation, as well as $50,000 of currency on the server!

play.lunwix.ru:19134

PixelPyon Minecraft Server

#champyons, #clip channels, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, Animals, animations, art, asmr, Aussie, autistic, Champy Creative Corner, chuuba, community watchalongs, cytube, Danbooru, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch, Minecraft, Music, Notifications, PixelPyon, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, SMB rom hack, socials, sound effects, Stream, stream highlights, Uoh, vrg, vrt, VT, worms game

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba! Build your own champyons and explore Kiki’s world filled with animals and creativity. Need a break from mining? Check out our Kiki ASMR collection for some relaxation or play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD for a chaotic twist. Don’t miss out on our Super Champ Bros rom hack or the Kiki RPG demo – it’s a wild ride! Join now for a chance to meet Kiki herself in-game and experience the madness firsthand. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting on this epic server!

VtuberSlutCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, desuarchive, Detective Dumpy, Edition, Gaming, general, internet culture, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, Roleplaying, Server, Slutposting, social media, Thread, Trash, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber community, VtuberSlutCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Detective Dumpy Edition where you’ll embark on wild adventures with our resident detective, Dumpy the potato.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Dumpy solved a mystery involving a gang of evil chickens who were stealing all the diamond blocks in the land. With his trusty magnifying glass and potato powers, Dumpy cracked the case and saved the day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you all night long. And don’t forget about our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper-infested caves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Detective Dumpy Edition awaits!

PieThiefProbsLOL

aita, annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, Disrespect, eating habits, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, Food, food sharing, husband, husband-wife dynamics, Marriage, mocking, Petty, PieThiefProbsLOL, relationship issues, Respect, sharing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Votes:	9694	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of your significant other stealing your food and making you question your sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own food fortress to protect your precious snacks from any sneaky spouses.

Imagine a world where you can finally enjoy a slice of pie without worrying about it mysteriously disappearing. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate food defense system.

Don’t let your husband mock you for wanting to enjoy your own meals in peace. Join our server and show him who’s boss in the battle for food supremacy. It’s time to take back control of your snacks and build a world where your culinary creations are safe from any hungry invaders. Join now and let the food wars begin!

SafeWordCraft

BDSM, Boundaries, code word, Communication, consent, empowerment, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Pleasure, relationships, role-play, safe word, Safety, SafeWordCraft, sexual exploration, sexual health, taboo, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	New Chunks Explored:	310240

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re into building elaborate structures only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – it’s like a medieval brawl mixed with a futuristic laser show! So, what’s your safe word? Because once you join our server, you’ll need it to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you.