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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2462 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.
But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!