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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2435 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to tears to pure rage at that one guy who keeps stealing your diamonds.
Our server is like a soap opera, with alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.” Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who burns down everyone’s houses for fun? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.
And if you think surviving in Minecraft is tough, just wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs, skeleton pigs riding on top of spiders, and a boss mob that’s just a giant, angry potato. Don’t ask how it got there, just run for your life.
So come join us if you dare, and remember: on this Minecraft SMP, the only thing more unpredictable than the terrain is the players. Good luck, you’ll need it!
