Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the fact that you might get eaten by a giant mutant chicken or fall into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the experience! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get lost in the biggest, baddest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
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BigBlockSMP – “Minecraft SMP: It’s Too Big”
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Red Alert Minecraft SMP
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But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!
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MilliMinecraftSMPRich!
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BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds
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