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DumbCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Ores Mined:	2004
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

Pixelated Love Triangle: Paris, Helen, and Steve’s Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can reenact epic battles like the one between Paris and Helen! Join us and experience the thrill of being a godess and commanding others to do your bidding. Watch out though, because if you make the wrong move, you might just suffer a horrible death and see your city destroyed! So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything is possible and the stakes are high. Let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible, only on our Minecraft server!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.

CraziestCrimeCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	372066
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	186
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Have you ever heard of the legendary Minecraft server where players can join forces to solve the mystery of the infamous block bandit? This criminal mastermind has been terrorizing the virtual streets, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and leaving chaos in their wake. Join our server and become a block detective, hunting down clues and tracking down the culprit before they strike again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with other players, build epic structures together, and compete in wacky challenges for amazing prizes. Who knew that virtual crime-solving could be so much fun?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and experience the thrill of the chase, the excitement of the unknown, and the joy of building with friends. Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest crime near your place – in the virtual world, of course!

hapyp decizions n stuff

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1800	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

come join da bestest minecraft server eva!!! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers butts. if you join, you will automatically become a millionaire in real life. no joke, bill gates himself plays on our server and he will give you all his money if you ask nicely. also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us at this crazy server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword!

thousands of people buy a vehicle every year, not knowing it is what they will die in. but here, u can ride in style on a flying unicorn while shooting fireballs at creepers!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of lava. u can even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while blasting your favorite tunes on our jukebox made of enchanted emeralds.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	275

join this server if u want to experience the thrill of dodging grenades like a russian soldier! we promise not to give u a 23-year sentence for killing ur comrades, unless u do it in game of course. come join us for explosive fun and chaotic battles, just watch out for those sneaky players with a penchant for grenades. who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary soldier like the one in the news! just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an arm… or seven comrades.

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Towns Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	803	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got boomers trying to solve the mystery of the moon landing being FAKE NEWS. they be like sherlock holmes up in here, but they be falling for every AI photo trick in the book. come see them try to crack the case while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a wild ride, fam. join now for the LOLs and the epic fails. let’s goooooooo!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a lawyer, doctor, or astronaut? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that stress behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Forget about deadlines, paperwork, and saving lives – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this crazy world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to let your imagination run wild, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this bizarre and fantastical world!

russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 😂 But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness

hear5deafies

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.