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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2577 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 6727 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig through a maze of lava pits. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Chuck Norris himself. Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to banish griefers to the Nether for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be sure to watch out for that one player who insists on building giant statues of Steve’s head everywhere. Seriously, what the fuck is that hack’s problem?