🍆💦i’m tired of being broken Minecraft Servers

NoCarNoCash16

16th birthday, Allowance, Cadillac Escalade, CAR, child support, custody, cutting off financially, DAUGHTER, disabled, entitled, family, hurtful, lawsuit, Lawyer, mobility issues, no contact, NoCarNoCash16, relationship, Resentment, Rude, Wedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family feuds? Look no further than our server, where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the pillagers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No one will be calling you up to yell at you for giving away a car!

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions instead? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real world behind!

TwatCraft Minecraft Server

annoying drivers, automotive community, automotive culture, car enthusiasts, car exhausts, car modifications, car noise pollution, disrespectful drivers, inconsiderate behavior, loud cars, loud exhausts, Minecraft, noisy cars, obnoxious vehicles, road noise, Server, TWAT, TwatCraft, vehicle customization, vehicle etiquette, vehicle mufflers, vehicle noise, vehicle sound levels

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Are you tired of noisy cars ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-noise policy for vehicles! That’s right, no revving engines or honking horns allowed. Join us and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you mine, build, and explore without any twats ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any noisy car offenders trying to crash the party. So come on over and experience a noise-free paradise like no other!

CraftyCommentCrafts

Comments.., Communication, CraftyCommentCrafts, digital communication, digital platform, facebook, internet, Online Community, online presence, photos, Posts, Social Interaction, social media, social media engagement, social media platforms, social media trends., social media usage, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Are you tired of the same old boring Facebook drama? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is the new social media hotspot where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in a virtual world that’s way more exciting than your aunt’s cat memes. Say goodbye to endless scrolling and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Join now and become the ultimate social media influencer in the world of blocks and creepers!

CommieCraft: Running Out of Ammo

Ammo, arms race, CommieCraft, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military strategy, offensive, Running, russia, scaling back, soviet union, Soviet-era weaponry, stockpiles, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons

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come join our server for a wild ride like no other! we have so much soviet-era weaponry that russia is running out! you gotta join before they take it all back! our battles in ukraine are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action! plus, our players are so skilled, they’ll make you question if they’re actually real or just bots! don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!

DataPirateCraft

browser data, cyber crime, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, data theft, DataPirateCraft, digital privacy, digital rights, ethical hacking, HACKING, Information Security, internet ethics, online piracy, online theft, OS data, Piracy, privacy violation, unauthorized data access

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so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. but, like, the best part is the secret underground lair where you can battle evil robots and steal their loot.

oh, and did i mention there’s a hidden realm where you can ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. they’ll help you build the most insane structures and protect you from any creepers trying to blow up your stuff.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BugDyeCaveCraft

4000-year-old, ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient crafts, ancient textiles, Archaeological excavation, archaeological find, BugDyeCaveCraft, cave, cultural heritage, desert exploration, discovery, dyeing techniques, Fabric, historical clothing, historical fashion, insect dye, Judean Desert, natural dyes, textile history, textile preservation

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got fabric that’s like 4000 years old, dyed with insect dye yo! like, imagine wearing that while u mine for diamonds and build ur epic castle. it’s like u got the power of ancient bugs on ur side, man. join now and be part of this insane discovery, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro!

VerdisCraft – 1.8.8 – 1.19x survival server

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Unofficial server of Verdis. Come play with supporters of the country, and enjoy playing in the nostalgic days of 1.8! You can join on any version up to 1.19.

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PolyCraft: When you’re feeling like a polygonal Picasso but technically can’t prove it.

application, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, feeling, Graves, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, katters, map_started., master stonecutter recipes, minecraft community, More Food data pack, Picasso, Polycraft, polygonal, Prove, Qraftys structure packs, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, survival server, Technically, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone, Youre

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and more!
Application Link	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply for greylisting by filling out the application form here.

Q: What are the server features?

A: We offer various features such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and more!

Q: Is the server community friendly?

A: Yes, we have a tight-knit and friendly community on our server.

ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

killing, long tail, mau, Minecraft, Server, shit thread, Shou, tags, threadkiller, UMAMAE

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by tickling their feathers with a feather duster! Or how about participating in our weekly llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places, like inside a giant pumpkin or under a lava waterfall.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

EggCraft Minecraft Server – You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Dig!

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, building games, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, cowards, Dig, dont, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Garrys mod, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, Youll, zachtronics games

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Welcome to the most cracked out Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the creepers are addicted to the smoke crack edition.

Picture this: you’re building your dream machine in space, surrounded by blocks and voxels, when suddenly a gang of space engineers come flying by in their scrap mechanic vehicles. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-griefing measures to protect your hard work from those pesky robocrafters.

And let’s not forget about the logistics and factory management aspect of our server. You’ll be managing factories like a pro, all while dodging asteroids and alien invasions. Need a break from all the building and crafting? Take on some programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have. Just remember, once you go crack edition, you’ll never go back!

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	8073	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Void Armor Forged:	13

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

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NoCarNoCash16

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CommieCraft: Running Out of Ammo

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DataPirateCraft

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BugDyeCaveCraft

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VerdisCraft – 1.8.8 – 1.19x survival server

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PolyCraft: When you’re feeling like a polygonal Picasso but technically can’t prove it.

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: What are the server features?

Q: Is the server community friendly?

ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

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EggCraft Minecraft Server – You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Dig!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	121
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	187
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1559	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Emeralds Found:	1904	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4