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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Well There You Go Folks’!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old buildings and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even have a dance party with creepers (just watch out for their killer dance moves)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken with laser eyes).

Diggin’ It – Embrace Your Pixelated Roots Minecraft Server

Abraham, Adamic, America, beast of the field, BIBLE, biblical prophecy, Chosen, chosen people, descendant, Diggin, EDOMITE-CAANANITE, Embrace, Embrace your roots, isaac, jacob, Messiah, Minecraft, pixelated, reclaim destiny, Roots, Server, theocracy, unadulterated, unmixed, White Americans, White Man

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	162	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that White Americans are the true Chosen People of the Bible! Join us as we rise up and establish a theocracy to rid the land of EDOMITE-CAANANITE and all their beast of the field pets (yes, even the creepers).

Once you realize you are the unmixed, unadulterated descendant of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, you’ll unlock special in-game powers and abilities. Build your own holy land, gather your fellow chosen ones, and await the coming of our Messiah (who may or may not be a Minecraft character).

So come on, join us on this epic quest to reclaim our destiny and show the world that White Americans are the true rulers of Minecraft (and maybe even the universe). Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft Inkvasion – Splatoon Shenanigans

Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Inkvasion, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Shenanigans, Splatfest, splatoon, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles inspired by the Splatfest announcement: Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs! Choose your team and fight for glory in our custom-built arenas filled with colorful splats and surprises.

Version 7.1.0 patch notes have been implemented to make your gaming experience even more thrilling. From new weapons to gear, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and collectibles waiting to be discovered. Explore our vast world and uncover rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the ink-filled madness and join us on this wild adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

Whispering Love Songs in Minecraft

Anime, discussion, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, first episode, forum, Gay, japanese animation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, love, love story, Minecraft, opinion, reaction, review, romance, Sasayaku You ni Koi wo Utau, series, slice of life, songs, tv show, whispering

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with talking llamas who gave out free diamonds. And that’s not all, they also discovered a hidden disco party where the creepers were breakdancing to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Roblox Doctors: Free Checkups Minecraft Server

Appointment, bandaid, Checkups, Community, DOCTORS, free, Fun, Gaming, Google Forms, health, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, online form, roblox, roblox doctors, Server, Technology, Trust, video game, virtual checkup, well trained

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of incompetent Roblox doctors who can’t even figure out how to put a bandaid on someone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is run by a team of highly skilled medical professionals who may or may not have gotten their degrees from a questionable online source. But hey, who needs medical expertise when you have blocky adventures waiting for you at every turn?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with stethoscopes, crafting bandages out of diamond ore, and performing life-saving surgeries on creepers (spoiler alert: they never make it). Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out our totally legitimate and not at all sketchy Google form to join the wackiest Minecraft server in existence. Who needs Roblox doctors when you have us, right?

Blocky Black Mania: Where even creepers can’t handle the heat!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Cha-Cha Slide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even the Endermen are throwing a diversity party! No discrimination here, just pure blocky fun for everyone. Plus, our server has more secret passages than a Scooby-Doo episode, so get ready to explore like never before.

So why join our server, you ask? Because on our server, even as a black man in the west, you’ll be treated like royalty. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ores Mined:	3234	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

answer, biggest job, bling, blocky, CREEPERS, Job, Kojima, Moshi moshi, on it, Phone, phone rings, Server, STOP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

Accountability, arent, atrocities, Civilizations, Conflict, consequences, Destruction, ethical implications, foreign embassy, Genocide, genocide awareness, genocide denial, Genocraft, global justice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, impunity, international law, Justice, moral responsibility, Safe, social justice, violence, virtual, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	75

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!