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ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

companions, coping with loneliness., Craft, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness awareness, loneliness community, loneliness counseling, loneliness discussion, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness quotes, loneliness resources, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness therapy, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8438	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, economic sanctions impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial lifeline, Financial Stability, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international finance, international relations, Minecraft, October 12, political tensions, Redstone, Roubles, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, strained, trade restrictions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crops Grown:	3137
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, clockwork revolution, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Creative, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, GENIUS, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Prometheus Wept, risen, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Emeralds Found:	4944
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

avoidance behavior, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, digital age, disappearing act, disappearing without explanation, emotional avoidance, fear of confrontation, ghosting, GhostlyInteractions, lack of accountability, lack of closure, lack of respect, Minecraft, modern interactions, online dating, rejection, relationships, smp, social media, social norms, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

ShortyCraft

body image, Confidence, dating preferences, dating standards, height and attractiveness, height and relationships., height discrimination, height insecurity, height preference, height requirements, height shaming, height standards, height stereotypes, Heightism, Masculinity, physical appearance, self esteem, short guys, short men, ShortyCraft, societal expectations

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SovereignCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, UN ambassador, united nations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.