Crafty Kike Rats

Caesar, Crafty, destruction of Second Temple, inbreeding, Kike, kike rats, LMFAOOO, pay taxes, Rabbi Yeshua, Rats, resist evil, ROMANS, Titus, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac

antidepressants, anxiety, coping strategies, CREEPERS, depression, HappyCraft, insomnia, medication, medication management, medication side effects, medication timing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Prozac, self harm, self-care, Sleep, SSRIs, SUICIDE

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so amazing that if you take SSRl now, at 7pm, you won’t be able to sleep because you’ll be too busy having fun building and exploring! – But wait, there’s more! If you skip playing until morning, you will feel absolutely TERRIFIC because our server is just that awesome. – Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey. – We have a secret hidden treasure on the server that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to claim the loot. – And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a magical unicorn roaming the lands, granting wishes and spreading joy to all who encounter it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks

animation, Anime, anime fans, anime industry, AnimeCraft, art, blocks, creativity, Digital Media, Entertainment, Future, future of anime, futuristic, imagination, innovation, Japanese culture, speculation, storytelling, streaming, Technology, trends, virtual reality

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have anime-themed builds that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a giant mecha through a pixelated city? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret cat army that will help you conquer the virtual world. Need a pet creeper that won’t explode? We have those too.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server!

WienerCraft

bavaria, berlin, Black Forest, DEUTSCHLAAAAAAAAAND, deutschland, Deutschland flag, Deutschland soccer team, Deutschland tourism, Deutschland über alles, Deutschlandlied, european history, European travel, frankfurt, German culture, german language, germany, Munich, oktoberfest, Rhine River, WienerCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in all of Germany! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing lederhosen. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some serious moves to techno music, and it was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in dance-offs to win rare diamond armor. Trust me, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled Nether tunnel. It’s like Space Mountain, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WUNDERBAR adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Characters, Drama, Edition, emotions, Entertainment, juliet, love, Minecraft, ONLINE, Performance, relationship, romance, romeo, Shakespeare, Story, streaming, Tragedy, twitch, virtual, virtual reality, Vtuber, vtubing

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the epic love story of the Romeo and Juliet of vtubing! Join us and witness the drama unfold as two virtual YouTubers navigate their way through obstacles and mobs to be together.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also ride llamas into battle, fight dragons with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cake. Our community is filled with friendly pandas and mischievous foxes who are always up for a good time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find your own virtual love story along the way.

CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!

36, Adventures, CraftyThreads, Epic, long trail tag, Thread, thread 36, unravel

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and even a unicorn! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life unicorn in Minecraft! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win enchanted prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FrostyFuntime: Snowball Shenanigans #183

Android, asmr, Banners, cherno, egs, Event, Friends Form, FrostyFuntime, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Login Event, outfits, PC, Resource Pastebin, Roguelike Event, Shenanigans, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Steam, Unit Capture Gameplay, Wave Defense

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7, also known as the “Gradient of Souls” update.

Watch our hilarious ASMR video on YouTube where we showcase the new features: Click here

Get ready for the Snowbreak 1.7 Overview & News on our website: Check it out here

Platforms available: Android, iOS, and PC (but PC is recommended for the ultimate experience). Download the game from our main site: Get it now

Current and upcoming events include a Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the exciting “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay, and the heart-pounding “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us for the upcoming “Endless” Battle where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs. It’s a wild ride, trust us.

Don’t miss out on our current and upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, Tess, and more. It’s a gacha lover’s dream come true!

And let’s not forget about the new outfits available for your favorite characters. From the “Apprentice Maid” look for Cherno to the “Merry-in-Exile” outfit for Tess, we’ve got it all.

Join our community on the /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and fill out the Friends Form to connect with other players. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7 and let the fun begin!

20 Days of Minecraft Madness

college, Communication, coping mechanisms, Days, emotions, freckles, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Loneliness, madness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, redhead, rejection, rejection sensitivity, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, unrequited love

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cutest redhead girls can’t resist the temptation to join!

Join us for over 20 days of non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs a freckled-faced college crush when you can build your own empire in our virtual world?

Our server is so lit that even ghosts can’t resist haunting our pixelated lands. Maybe that cute redhead girl is too busy battling zombies and creepers to text you back!

So come on, join us and show that redhead girl what she’s missing out on. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s minecraft and chill together!

ShonenCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja in epic battles!

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Characters, creativity, creeper, Entertainment, Epic, EXCITEMENT, friendship, Future, growth, Heroes, imagination, Japanese culture, Manga, meets, next generation, ninja, Popular, safe hands, SHONEN, ShonenCraft, storytelling, young readers

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the future of shonen anime is in safe hands…literally! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world where all their favorite shonen anime characters came to life. Imagine battling it out with Goku from Dragon Ball Z or teaming up with Naruto from Naruto to take down evil mobs. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful LOLZ you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to rainbow-colored creepers, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become a part of something truly EPIC. The future of shonen awaits!

Blocky McBlockface

1. Look at me, attention seeker 4. Look at me, attention seeking, attention-grabber, blocky, boastful 3. Look at me, center of attention, egotistical, McBlockface, narcissistic 2. Look at me, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-aggrandizing, self-assertive, self-centered, self-important, self-indulgent 5. Look at me, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-promotion, Show off, spotlight, validation

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, I’m the captain now of this EPIC Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no! We also have a secret underground base where players can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with lightsabers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Star Shards Collected:	275
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
New Chunks Explored:	324311	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9395
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	7142	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Dragons Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	2430
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	174
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8924
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	187	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Ores Mined:	1468
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

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