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The Hive Mind Minecraft SMP

Brit, China, hive, Honey Trap, long tail tags, Mind, Minecraft, russia, Sharehouse, smp, Usa

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest rollercoaster ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us as we embark on a journey from China to Russia to Brit and finally to the good ol’ USA. Why, you ask? Because we have secret quests hidden in each country that will lead you to the ultimate treasure – a block of cheese made of pure diamond!

But beware, along the way you’ll encounter mobs like Putin’s pet bear, the Queen’s corgis, and even a bald eagle that shoots fireworks out of its beak. Can you survive the chaos and claim the cheese diamond for yourself? Join us and find out!

NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Animals Bred:	171
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	181	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9230
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	225
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dragon Eggs Found:	9504
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

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FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2097	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	615
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!