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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4240 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 741 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more outdated than a fax machine is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.
Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!
