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Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Animals Bred:	72	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

blocky, Find, steve, unemployment, work

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchantments Applied:	108	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4486
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	718

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Dragon Eggs Found:	1591	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Farms Harvested:	281
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Animals Bred:	61	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Chimeras Created:	1
Votes:	7041	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

AngloCraft, Language, nonanglos

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	610	Gods Slained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Emeralds Found:	5935
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!