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DogCraft: AITA?

aita, BLADDER, Childhood, companion, Conflict, decision, dog, Dogcraft, family, Fight, fireworks, garage, hatred, heat wave, husband, Marriage, names, pet, relationship, rescue, rules

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who hates your precious pooch? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where dogs are worshipped like royalty and anyone who dares to disrespect them is banished to the Nether realm!

Imagine a place where your furry friends can roam free, sleep in your virtual bed, and even have their own pixelated palace. No more fighting with your significant other over your beloved pet – on our server, dogs rule the land!

But that’s not all – we also have a special heat wave event where players must navigate through a scorching hot garage to save their canine companions. Will you be able to rescue your dog from the fiery depths before it’s too late?

So say goodbye to pet haters and hello to a world where dogs are loved unconditionally. Join our Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

HappyCraft Minecraft Server

alive, balance, endorphins, ENERGY, Exercise, fresh air, Gratitude, Happy, HappyCraft, healthy, holistic health, joy, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nature, outdoors, positivity, self-care, Server, Sunshine, vitality, wellness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1430
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush as you battle hordes of zombie chickens and ride on flying pigs! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Not only will you have the chance to build your dream castle made entirely of diamond blocks, but you can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands! And if that’s not enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting for you to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

CovidCraft: The Server of Socially Distant Disasters

anxiety, covid, CovidCraft, Disasters, distant, economic impact, fear, Grief, ISOLATION, Lockdown, Loneliness, Loss, mental health, pandemic, Quarantine, restrictions, Server, Sickness, social distancing, socially, stress, Tragedy, Trauma, uncertainty, worst memory

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3921	Crops Grown:	1756
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ores Mined:	6441	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Remember that time you were stuck at home during Covid and all you could do was binge-watch Netflix and eat snacks? Well, forget about that boring life because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a virtual world where the only virus you have to worry about is a zombie infection!

Join our server for a chance to build your own apocalypse-proof bunker, complete with a moat filled with lava to keep out any unwanted guests (looking at you, creepers). Need to stock up on supplies? No problem! Just hop on your trusty llama and ride to the nearest village, where you can trade with the villagers for all the diamonds and emeralds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of TNT. Are you brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself? Only one way to find out!

So say goodbye to boring quarantine memories and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the fun begin!

Chopstick Warriors: Poland Drills

Asia, Belarus, border, chinese military, Chinese troops, chopstick, cooperation, cross-border exercises, Defense, DRILLS, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military exercise, military maneuvers, Poland, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Training, Warriors

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dimension Hops:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, chinese troops r like, doing drills along poland’s border in belarus, and u know what that means?? it means this server is gonna be lit af, like, u gonna be dodging troops while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be like a real-life battle royale but in minecraft, like, who wouldn’t wanna join that?? plus, u might even get to meet some chinese troops in the game and be like “hey, wanna team up and take down some zombies together?” it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. so come join the fun and let’s see who can survive the chaos on this insane minecraft server!

CraftyDefender

accusations, arguments, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, contrary behavior, CraftyDefender, defending your actions, defending yourself, disagreements, interpersonal skills., misunderstandings, proving a point, self defense, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-justification, standing up for yourself

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	84

join dis epic minecraft server where the sky is green and the pigs fly upside down. we got llamas in tuxedos and chickens that do the macarena.

if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.

QuantumTubeCraft

cross-country communication, DATA Transmission, Information Technology, innovation, long distance communication, quantum communication, quantum computing, quantum cryptography, quantum entanglement, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum network, quantum teleportation, quantum teleportation technology, QuantumTubeCraft, qubits, research, scientific advancement, Technology, vacuum beam guides, vacuum-sealed tubes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

lolz join dis server if u want a quantum network in minecraft! we got vacuum beam guides for qubits to travel thousands of miles in tiny tubes. it’s like the fast and furious but with quantum particles. come join us and be a quantum cowboy riding the vacuum waves to victory! also, our server has the best virtual tacos in town, so you can refuel after all that quantum traveling. come on down and be part of the quantum revolution, yeehaw! 🤠🌌🌮 #quantumcowboys #vacuumtubesfordays #tacotuesdayeveryday

MeCraft Server: Literally Lit

Connection, Empathy, Identity, introspection, is.., lit, LITERALLY, me, MeCraft, Personal, Reflection, relatability, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identification, self-realization, Server, She, Similarity, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon this server and found their long-lost twin. No, seriously, they looked exactly alike and even had the same taste in block placement. It was like looking into a mirror, but in pixel form.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a legendary chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with this blinged-out chicken and watch the riches roll in.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time down there with glowstone dance floors and creepers busting out their best moves.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure because who knows what other absurdities you’ll encounter. Plus, you might just find your pixelated doppelganger or dance with a diamond-laying chicken. The possibilities are endless!

WarehouseWaging Minecraft Server

4chan, bills, finance, full-time job, high school, Immigrants, industry saturation, investing, Minecraft, parents, partying, reddit, Rent, saving money, Server, social media, STEM, student debt, success, TRADES, warehouse job, WarehouseWaging, wealth building

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4334
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world grind like this legend did! Imagine a world where you can build your wealth by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. No student debt here, just endless possibilities and blocky adventures. Plus, our community is filled with immigrants from all over the Minecraft world, ready to welcome you with open arms. So leave the warehouse slavery behind and join us for a party at the virtual block concert, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of invisibility. Reddit and 4chan approved, because who needs real friends when you have a diamond pickaxe and a stack of emeralds?”

CraftyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup counseling, breakup help, breakup questions, breakup reasons, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup therapy, Closure, Communication, CraftyHeartbreak, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Minecraft, moving on, relationship advice, relationships, self reflection, Server, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

So, get this – my ex said I spent too much time playing on this Minecraft server. Can you believe that? Like, hellooo, have you seen the epic builds and crazy adventures I’ve been having on there? It’s not just a server, it’s a whole freakin’ universe of awesomeness!

I mean, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets The Hunger Games meets a bunch of really confused sheep.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have regular dance parties in the town square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a weekly llama beauty pageant. And let me tell you, those llamas know how to work a runway.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just blocks and mobs, come join us. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole world of pixelated insanity to explore?

BlockyBedSurprises

adventurous, arousal, Bed.., BlockyBedSurprises, Disappointment, EXCITEMENT, Experiment, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Intimacy, novelty, Passion, Pleasure, Risk, role-play, satisfaction, Surprise, Thrill, unexpected

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying out new things in bed…I mean, in Minecraft! From building a giant bedrock fortress to battling mobs in your pajamas, the possibilities are endless. Who knew that mining for diamonds could be so exhilarating when you’re wearing a comfy onesie?

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the unexpected joys of Minecraft in bed…I mean, in our server! Just be prepared for some wild and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing (and maybe blushing) for days.