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SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7182	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Votes:	8230
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	190	Farms Harvested:	700
Dimension Hops:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9372	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Potions Brewed:	128	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?