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VodkaCraft Minecraft Server

arrested, bulgaria, Bulgaria Arrested, Bulgaria Revelations, Chef, Drunken, Drunken Revelations, Espionage, France, France Arrested, France Spy, international espionage, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Espionage, Olympic Plot, Plot, revelations, Russian, Russian Chef, Russian Spy, Server, VodkaCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

come join our minecraft server where russian chefs are getting arrested in france for olympic espionage but it’s all good because they were just trying to find the best ingredients for their epic minecraft creations. we have secret recipes that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and uncover the truth behind the drunken revelations in bulgaria that started it all. who knew cooking could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come play with us and see for yourself!

HolocaustCraft: BulgarianBashers

Anti-Semitic Attack, anti-semitism, arrested, BulgarianBashers, Bulgarians, criminal activity, criminal charges, criminal investigation, Cultural vandalism, european crime, extremism, hate crime, historical site, Holocaust memorial, HolocaustCraft, international news, law enforcement, Memorial Desecration, Paris, racism, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got 3 Bulgarians causing chaos like they in Paris! They be vandalizing shiz like a holocaust memorial, but don’t worry, we keep it PG on our server (mostly).

If you wanna experience some next level drama and excitement, then this is the place to be! Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into with our crazy community. Plus, we got the best pixel art of historical monuments you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind (and maybe get you in trouble with the law, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?).

So come on down and join the madness, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get building, trolling, and exploring together, because why be normal when you can be absolutely bonkers!

Time Traveling Steve’s Server

Alternate Realities, belief systems, Consciousness, cosmic cycles, divine purpose, eternal return, Eternity, Existence, higher dimensions, Karma, Life after death., metaphysical concepts, past lives, quantum physics, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, Server, soul journey, Spiritual beliefs, Steves, Time, time travel, Transcendence, Traveling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Farms Harvested:	168	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported back in time to before your previous life! you’re like a minecraft time traveler or something, dude! you can build epic structures with ancient technology and battle dinosaurs with your bare hands! join now and experience the ultimate time-traveling minecraft adventure! it’s like doctor who meets minecraft, but way cooler! come on, what are you waiting for? travel back in time and build the craziest creations ever seen!

Legions

Active Staff, Allies, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Democracy, Dictatorship, enemies, Faction, Factions, Fresh Server, Giveaways, Hostile, lone survivor, netherite, New server, Peaceful, Plugins, Roleplay, smp, society, Survival, Vanilla, XP..

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to Legions

This is a cross-platform (Java AND Bedrock) Minecraft Server that isn’t like normal SMPs. In this server we create a society. Become a Faction Leader and create your own faction, or join an existing one. Be a democracy or a dictatorship, create enemies and allies, be hostile or peaceful. It is up to you and the faction you choose to join or choose to create. You can also fend for yourself as a lone survivor. The choice is yours.

Why Join Us? – We are mostly vanilla with a few Quality of Life plugins such as UnexpectedSpawn, Disenchantment, and EssentialsX. – We have an active staff team to support you and support the server if something isn’t right. – We have an active community with at least 3 people on at a time daily during active hours – GIVEAWAYS!!! Win anything from XP to Netherite! – We are NEW!!! This means we are actively accepting new factions and there are several places to set up your base and it’s easier to get resources while the server is still fresh!

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BladeSMP

BladeSMP, Cross-Play, Discord, gg, https, Ip:, join us, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, minecraft server, minekeep, Survival, UU6dKj9Pvx

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	339643
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5008	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

A LifestealSMP

Come Join us!

At IP = bladesmp.minekeep.gg

Come on Join

Also Join the discord = https://discord.gg/UU6dKj9Pvx

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SlurPurge Minecraft Server

Bigotry, Censorship, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, free speech, Hate Speech, inclusion, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, online forums, Politics, prejudice, Race, Religion, Server, Sexuality, SlurPurge, Slurs, Social Issues

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can drop EVERY slur you know! That’s right, let out all your pent-up anger and frustration by unleashing a barrage of offensive language towards all religions, races, ethnicities, sexualities, and more!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy as we push the boundaries of what is socially acceptable in the Minecraft community. Build swastika-shaped houses, create offensive monuments, and engage in heated debates with other players about why your hate speech is totally justified.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pass to our exclusive “Troll of the Month” competition, where the player who causes the most outrage and controversy will win a special prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hate flow freely!

PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?

anxiety, coping mechanisms, courage, Delusional, depression, Edgy, FAGGOT, gasoline, kill, mental health, mental illness, mental toughness, Minecraft, Paranoid, Psych, PsychoMine, schizophrenia, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.

So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, cooperation, economic justice, Economy, finance, financial system, G20, Global, Government, high net worth individuals, INEQUALITY, International, Minecraft, policy, REFORM, Server, summit, superrich, SuperRichCraft, Tax, Taxation, wealth, wealthy individuals

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Runes Activated:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

PixelPioneerJustice

Accountability, Charged, Conflict, delayed justice, discrimination, HUMAN RIGHTS, Incident, international law, investigation, justice delayed, law enforcement, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, PixelPioneerJustice, settler, Shooting, Tension, unresolved, videoed, violence

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Items Found:	1899	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5644	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same!

TipsyCraft

act sober, alcohol, anxiety, Behavior, cognitive function, control, coping, Decision making, emotions, feeling, Impaired, intoxication, mental health, PRESSURE, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, self-perception, self-regulation, Situation, stress, TipsyCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.