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PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7611	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Love Letters Sent:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

SinisterCraft SMP

Corruption, Covert, criminal, Dark, Deception, deceptive practices, Exploitation, hidden, hidden agenda., illegal, Industry, Manipulation, Nefarious, Secrets, shadowy, Shady, Sinister, sinister truth, SinisterCraft, smp, Underbelly, Unethical

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
New Chunks Explored:	509663	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

MineCraftRelaxation

aromatherapy, bubble baths, Cooking, daily activities, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gardening, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, Massage therapy, meditation, mindfulness, MineCraftRelaxation, nature walks, Painting, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, yoga

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, Brazil, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, extradition, foreign affairs, G20 Summit, global summit, Government, international law, international relations, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, putin, Putin’s attendance, PutinCraft, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Brazil relations, world news

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	154	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	7289	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL, criticism, Democracy, democracy leader, election, Global, Impact, International, leader, Lech Walesa, Lech Walesa’s view, misfortune, opinion, perspective, Polish, Politics, president, trump, united states, Victory, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

PixelCam Co.

big brother, business strategy, Camera, Company, Consumer, corporate, Corporate Espionage, data collection, data privacy, device, digital transformation, Future, innovation, market research, Pixelcam, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Technology Trends

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Poultry Manure Plant Party

agricultural practices, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic resistance genes, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance profiling, antibiotic use, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial populations, environmental contamination, genetic analysis, manure, microbial community, microbial diversity, microbiome composition, Party, Plant, plant endophytes, plant health, Poultry, poultry farming, poultry manure, resistance genes, selective culture, whole genome sequencing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, feixiao files, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Fun, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Anonymity, Blockchain, Crypto, crypto gambling, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., Dex, digital assets, ERC20 tokens, exchanges, financial freedom, gambling, KYC, L2 bridge, Minecraft, no KYC, non-ethereum, NON-KYC exchanges, peer-to-peer trading, privacy, smp, Trading, unverified exchanges

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2751
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.