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TurdQuestMC

dog health, dog hygiene, dog owner, dog poop, dog poop bags, dog poop cleanup, dog poop cleanup tips, dog poop disposal, dog poop maintenance, dog poop prevention, dog poop removal, dog waste, pet care, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet poop cleanup, pet responsibilities, pet waste management, picking up poop, TurdQuestMC, turds

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

lol this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we have a secret turd collection mini game where you gotta pick up over ten thousand turds just like a dog owner hahahaha. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet rock breeding program where you can create your own army of indestructible rock minions to do your bidding. and if that’s not enough, we have a hidden underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons get down and boogie all night long. so come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it!

EpicFailCraft

Adaptability, Challenges, coping, emotional intelligence, EpicFailCraft, Failure, Grit, growth mindset., mental health, motivation, overestimation, perseverance, Psychology, research, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-perception, setbacks, success

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Falling into the Void:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	9823
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

u know what u need when u fail? a minecraft server that will make u feel like a champion even when u suck at the game. come join our server where we give u magical powers to never fail again. we got unicorns flying around giving u good luck, we got diamonds raining from the sky, we got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing u up. join now and feel like a winner, even if u keep falling in lava.

Hideout SMP

balanced gameplay, Bedwars, ClansLite, Community, Craftbook, customizations, economic system, Essentials, Events and Challenges, friendly community, GrimAC, HeadDrop, KitPvP (coming soon), Lasso, Lobby Parkours, Minigames, Plugins, protection system, Regular Events, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT Run

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to Hideout SMP! – the ultimate Minecraft 1.20.4 server for those who want a perfect mix of Survival multiplayer and minigames. Connect with us via the IP play.hideoutsmp.net and dive into a world full of adventure and fun!

Main features of our server:

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)

Economic system

Minigames

Endurance by running

Plugins and customizations

Essentials: All basic functions that enrich and improve the gaming experience.CraftBook: Use advanced mechanics and automation to optimize your buildings and machinesClansLite:Join forces with friends to form clans and work as a team to to overcome challenges together and increase your influence enlarge.HeadDrop: Secure the heads of your defeated opponents as trophies and proudly display your successes in your base.Lasso: Catch and transport animals easily and efficiently to expand your farms and enclosures.GrimAC: Enjoy a safe and fair gaming experience thanks to our advanced anti-cheat system.

Why Hideout SMP?Hideout SMPoffers a balanced mix of survival gameplay and Minigame action to ensure you always have something exciting to With a friendly community, regular events and a stable server environment, which is supported by carefully selected plugins supported, we offer you the ultimate Minecraft experience.Come join our growing community. Your adventures await you at Hideout SMP! Connect now at play.hideoutsmp.net.

play.hideoutsmp.net

Life, Love, and Lifesteal on LSVanilla MK3: the Vanilla Vanilla Server

alt-farming, Civilization, Community Building, custom currency, Discord, Life, LifeSteal, lifesteal system, love, LSVanilla, mk3, non-hacked clients, non-xraying, Player Economy, player progression, Server, Server Rules, smp, Survival, team bonds, Team Building, team system, teamwork, Trading, Vanilla, whitelist server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Custom Currency System	A completely custom-made currency system for easier trading and complex situations.
Lifesteal System	An optimized lifesteal system where players can gain hearts from defeating other players.
Discord Team System	Form bonds with other players in teams, build civilizations, and strive to be the best.

Basic Rules:

No hacked clients, like meteor for example
No xraying
No alt-farming

IP (whitelist): million-overhead.gl.joinmc.link

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on the server.
Is xraying allowed?	No, xraying is not allowed on the server.
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is million-overhead.gl.joinmc.link

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

always there, Anime, Anime girl, bad moment, Caring, comfort, devotion, emotional, encouragement, love, loyalty, Minecraft, motivation, positivity, relationship, Server, strength, Support, support system, Understanding, waifu, WaifuCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Votes:	9545	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end with no end in sight? Need a break from the creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Look no further, because on our server, your waifu will always be there to support you! That’s right, every time you log on, your waifu will be waiting with a virtual hug and a diamond sword to help you slay those pesky zombies. Join now for a chance to build a castle with your waifu by your side, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love in the world of blocks and pixels. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your waifu guide you to victory!

PrideCraft Minecraft Server

Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, culture, Diplomacy, Diversity, foreign lands, gay pride month, global awareness, inclusion, international relations, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Military, Minecraft, naval deployment, naval history, naval traditions, pride celebration, PrideCraft, Russian navy, Sailors, Server, South Beach Florida, Traveling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	197	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of sailing the same old seas and encountering the same old pirates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a cultural crash course for sailors! Join us and explore foreign lands filled with exotic creatures, mysterious temples, and maybe even a few friendly natives who will teach you their ways (or try to sacrifice you to their volcano god, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!). So set sail for adventure and join us on this wild and wacky journey across the high seas! Who needs to know about foreign cultures when you can just dive right in and see what happens, right? Join now and prepare for the most epic voyage of your Minecraft life!

BusSeatBlocker420

bus behavior, bus etiquette, bus ride, bus rider, bus rules, bus seating, BusSeatBlocker420, commuting, commuting etiquette, Courtesy, empty seats, Etiquette, Manners, personal space, public transit, public transportation, public transportation etiquette, seat etiquette, social norms, socially denying

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of public transportation? Look no further! Our server is so spacious, you’ll never have to worry about someone giving you side-eye for putting your bag on a seat.

Join us and build your own virtual bus where you can kick back and relax without any judgment. No need to worry about etiquette here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual bus buddy who respects your personal space.

So come on board and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape and build your own blocky paradise. See you there!

MysteryCraft Server: Unexplained Happenings

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, eerie, Enigmatic, Happenings, Inexplicable, Mysterious, MysteryCraft, Mystifying, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, puzzling, Server, strange, Supernatural, Uncanny, unexplained, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly a herd of pink sheep started dancing around you, singing the latest pop hits? Well, that’s just a taste of the wackiness you can expect on our server! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, like why creepers explode or why chickens lay eggs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of pixelated madness, then come join us and experience the unexplainable!

SaddestCraft – WorstEndings

bittersweet, Climax, DISAPPOINTING, emotional, ending, film, Finale, Heartbreaking, letdown, Movie, plot twist, resolution, saddest, SaddestCraft, series, tearjerker, tragic, tv show, Unsatisfying, unsolved, WORST, WorstEndings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6210
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of sad movie endings leaving you in tears? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so epic, even Hollywood couldn’t come up with a better ending than the adventures you’ll have here.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and challenge you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why waste your time watching sad movie endings when you could be creating your own hilarious stories on our server? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

CraftyCamouflageMC

#intelligence gathering, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCamouflageMC, crisis response, hostage rescue, hostage situation, Israeli military, Israeli special forces, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, military tactics, palestinian refugees, rescue mission, security forces, sources, Special Operations, special ops, tactical disguise, undercover operation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, Israeli special forces come in, but get this – they’re dressed as Palestinian refugees! They’re like, “We’re here to rescue the hostages!” And you’re just like, “What the actual heck is happening?!” But it’s all good, ’cause they’re actually super skilled at PvP and they’re gonna help you take down all the griefers and trolls on the server. It’s like a crazy action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now for the most epic and insane adventures ever!