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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9053 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1882 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE CREEPERS MAKE FART NOISES AND ZOMBIES SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD, YOU’LL FORGET YOU WERE TRYING TO MINE DIAMONDS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY, WACKY WORLD!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE WEIRDNESS NEVER ENDS! TRUST US, YOU’LL NEVER LOOK AT MINECRAFT THE SAME WAY AGAIN!