I don’t have diarrhea today Minecraft Servers

Diarrhea-Free Crafters: No Toilet Runs Here!

Crafters, DiarrheaFree, Digestive health, feeling better, feeling good, good day, Grateful, Happy, healthy, hey, I don’t have diarrhea today, improved health, no bathroom emergencies, no diarrhea, no discomfort, no illness, no stomach issues, no tummy troubles, normal bowel movements, Positive, Relief, runs, thankful, TOILET, wellness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about having diarrhea while playing. Our server is so fun and exciting that your stomach will be as calm as a cucumber.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so amazing that even your digestive system will thank you for playing here. – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to keep playing on our server). – Our PvP battles are so intense that you’ll forget all about any stomach issues you may have had before joining.

So come on, join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!

Just the Skeleton Crew – BarebonesMP, where we keep it half-baked and fully adult with voice chat for both Java and Bedrock!

Adult, BarebonesMP, bedrock, Chat, Cheating, Community, Community Events, Creative Server, CREW, Discord, discrimination, Events, Fully, Giveaways, Griefing, halfbaked, java, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Server, skeleton, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	258599	Votes:	8822
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	992
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Minecraft Server: BareBonesMP
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord:	Join Discord
Dynmap:	View Dynmap
Website:	Visit Website

Just updated to 1.21 with border expansion to 10k! (formerly 5k)

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscapes datapacks
Custom Resource pack
AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED!
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on April 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind.
Be Respectful and kind to other members.
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members.
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice.
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the server IP play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only client-side mods that don’t give unfair advantages are allowed. Hacking or cheating mods are strictly prohibited.

Q: Are there any community events?

A: Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: How do I report griefing or other rule violations?

A: Please report any violations to the server staff or through the Discord channel.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PVP is allowed if both users have it enabled and agree to the fight. No baiting into PVP is allowed.

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

122mm artillery shell, Army, artillery attack, Based, Budget, cost, death, Expendable, Grand Admiral Putin, HATO, Lada, Loss, Minecraft, russia, Russian soldiers, RussianRaiders, Server, trad, Video, warrior, WIN

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of artillery attacks just like those Russian soldiers! But don’t worry, in our server, every time a player gets killed by artillery, it’s actually a win for you because you’ll be saving money!

Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!

So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!

BlockParty – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Archive, blockparty, Bunny Princess Edition, character profiles, chat client, clothed sex, community pastebin, critique characters, Depravity, dress up, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, group forums, Helmet, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, Server, site drama, solicit roleplay, Ultimate, webchat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1544
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Bunny Princess Edition! Ever wanted to be a sexy bunny princess hopping around in a blocky world? Well, now’s your chance!

Join us on this server where you can create your own character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. From kinky dungeons to depraved castles, there’s no limit to the adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and enough drama to make a soap opera jealous. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the action.

So why wait? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and let the roleplaying begin! Who knows, you might even find your knight in shining armor (or bunny suit) waiting for you. Let the fun and games begin!

UncleNoob’s Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childhood responsibilities, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grief, mental health, Minecraft, parental loss, parental neglect, raising siblings, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Therapy, uncle duties, UncleNoobs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you need a break from all the kiddos in your life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be as carefree as a blocky chicken!

Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.

With insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave our server. Say goodbye to family cookouts and hello to a world where you can be the “fun uncle” without actually having to interact with real kids.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs niblings when you have virtual blocks to play with?

DadDramaCraft

aita, bullying, DadDramaCraft, Emotional Abuse, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Reunion, Family Support, Family Values, generational trauma, Harassment, Insecurity, self defense, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic relatives

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who constantly put you down and make you feel insecure? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind!

On our server, you can build a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed avatar just like yourself without anyone telling you to change your appearance. Plus, if anyone tries to bully you, just let your dad loose on them – he’ll knock their teeth down their throat in no time!

Forget about family reunions filled with drama and harassment, join our server for a virtual family reunion where the only threats are from creepers and the only insults are from skeletons. Say goodbye to toxic relatives and hello to a supportive Minecraft community where you can be yourself without fear of judgment.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a new family – one made of blocks and pixels, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. See you in the virtual world, where family feuds are a thing of the past!

Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, boneheaded moves, brainless stunts, childhood memories, clueless moves, cringe-worthy moments, daft maneuvers, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, funny stories, idiotic blunders, immature choices, laughable errors, learning experiences, Minecraft, moronic antics, naive decisions, regretful actions, ridiculous decisions, senseless escapades, Server, silly mistakes, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of your dumbest childhood antics! Whether you accidentally set your neighbor’s cat on fire or tried to ride your bike down a flight of stairs, we guarantee you’ll feel right at home on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lava pits are perfect for recreating those questionable decisions you made as an adult. So come on, join us and let your inner idiot shine!

NastyCraft: Dirty Deeds & Blocky Builds

abhorrent, blocky, Builds, deeds, deplorable, Despicable, DIRTY, disgraceful, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, IMMORAL, inappropriate, Nasty, NastyCraft, regret, Repulsive, revolting, shameful, Unethical, UNSANITARY, Vile, Wicked

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Towns Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a house out of dirt? Well, look no further, because on our server, the nastiest thing you’ve ever done will pale in comparison!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and pull off epic trolling schemes that will leave your friends in stitches. From filling their houses with chickens to covering the entire spawn area in pink wool, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nether Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to capture the Nether Chicken will be granted three wishes by the server admins. Will you be the one to claim this feathered prize?

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our server – as long as you’re having fun!

BlockSeaDroneWars

airspace, Black sea, BlockSeaDroneWars, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Monitoring, potential response, provocations, reconnaissance, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tension, territorial waters, US drones

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying over the black sea causing chaos and mayhem! become a part of the kremlin and prepare for the ultimate showdown with the US drones. build your own secret base under the sea and unleash your inner spy skills. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the drones?! join now and find out!

MineBeatAddict

addiction, ambient, background music, catchy, crave, electronic, emotional connection, Gaming, hypnotic, Immersive, instrumental, loop, love, memorable, MineBeatAddict, Nostalgia, Repetitive, repetitive listening, Soundtrack, video game music, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC TUNES THAT WILL MAKE YOU DANCE LIKE A CRAZY LLAMA ON A SUGAR HIGH. OUR MUSIC WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A VIDEO GAME, BUT BETTER BECAUSE YOU CAN ACTUALLY PLAY IN IT.

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY GHOST CREEPERS WHO WILL GIVE YOU FREE DIAMONDS IF YOU CAN OUTRUN THEM. IT’S LIKE A SPOOKY TREASURE HUNT BUT WITH EXPLOSIONS.

PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR WOODEN SWORD INTO A MAGICAL FLYING PIG THAT SHOOTS FIREBALLS. WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO A GIANT OMELETTE.

MitochondriaMadness

disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, Disease therapies, Females, Gender variations, Gender-specific therapies, Genetic activity, Genetic differences, genetic studies, Health research, Males, Medical treatments, Mitochondria, mitochondrial DNA, Mitochondrial function, MitochondriaMadness, personalized medicine, Sex-based medicine, Sex-related diseases, Sex-specific genes, Sex-specific treatments

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Runes Activated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, we got mitochondria and stuff. but get this, in this server, the mitochondria in males and females are, like, totally different, man. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

so, if you wanna, like, cure diseases and stuff, you gotta, like, tailor the therapies to each sex, bro. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft, man. you gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what crazy discoveries you’ll make, dude. mitochondria madness, man. it’s, like, totally wild.