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FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5567	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Votes:	4725
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3729
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	41
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ores Mined:	3010
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	2655	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.