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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9441 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 297 |
| Crops Grown: | 4955 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
