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Crafty Creepers: Moscow Madness

Belarus, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Destination, Flight Radar, Government, Happening, Ilyushin-96-300, madness, Medvedev, minsk, Moscow, Mystery, peace talks, plane, POL, Politics, putin, russia, Russian ministers, speculation, Vip

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where we have VIP Russian ministers flying above Belarus on a secret mission! Join now to uncover the truth behind this mysterious flight and maybe even catch a glimpse of Putin and Medvedev in action. Who knows, maybe they’re on their way to Minsk for some epic peace talks or a secret mission to save the world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Chick’s Shit Test Server: Where Women Rule and Men Drool!

Behavior, chicks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Drool, emotions, Expectations, games, Gender Roles, Honesty, Manipulation, Men, mind games, Psychology, reactions, relationships, rule, Server, Shit, shit tests, social dynamics, test, tests, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your friendships? Look no further than our server, where we put your relationships to the ultimate test!

Join us and experience the thrill of pretending to lose your job and see who sticks by your side. Will your friends come to your aid, or will they leave you hanging like a pixelated sword in a dungeon?

Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, you’ll learn valuable lessons about who you can trust in the world of Minecraft and beyond. So come on, join us and see if your friendships can survive the ultimate shit test!

Drunk Minecraft Metalheads – Where Euros and Dollars are the Currency of Choice!

#metalheads, #youtube, alcohol, Beer, Choice, Community, crowdfunding, Currency, dollars, Donations, Drunk, EUROS, financial assistance, FINNISH, Friends, Help, metal, metal head, metal music, Minecraft, Music, Party, Rock, Support

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish metal head drunk who needs your help to buy more beer! Join us and embark on wild adventures filled with drunken shenanigans and epic battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with dollars or euros! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride on our server. Cheers to drunken mining! 🍻🤘

Sleepless Slavs & Pals: The ‘/icy/ Insomniacs’ Minecraft Server

#CentralYurop, #finalbake, #goodtimes, #youtube, Bake, baking, Chill, Community, enjoyment, frens, Friends, Fun, ICY, insomnia, insomniacs, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, PALS, Relaxation, Server, slavs, Sleepless, Video

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mines Excavated:	3503

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs as we explore the wackiest creations ever seen in the Minecraft universe. From giant flying pigs to underwater castles made entirely of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles (spoiler alert: the answer is always “more cake”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros and Pros Become Noobs

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, McCraftface, Noobs, OC material, Pros, Shill, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	1006	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become one of the two whoresmen of /lig/! What is /lig/? It’s a place where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why join /lig/? Because we cater to the VIPs, the elite of the indie vtuber world. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like Veda the Twitch queen with 5,187 viewers, or Shylily the mystical streamer with 3,641 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English stars like KSPKSP from China with 3,499 viewers or orkpod from Russia with 3,397 viewers.

Need a break from all the vtuber madness? Check out our exclusive Twitch Clips Guide or VOD Archival Guide. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have Koikatsu cards for some virtual SEEEEEEEEEX!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the party. Who knows, you might even run into Limealicious or Momotexx celebrating their birthdays with Coqui and Sugi Aoki. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Hex’s Hub of Hilarity: Where PvP meets LOLs in epic battles of wit and whimsy!

battle, Battles, challenge, Combat, Competition, Confidence, Conflict, Confrontation, disagreement, Dispute, Duel, Epic, hex, Hexs, Hilarity, Hub, lols, meets, one on one fight, PvP, Rivalry, showdown, whimsy, WIT

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of getting challenged to one-on-one fights by random players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage players like Hex to think they can take you down! Join us for epic battles and hilarious smack talk as you prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, rumor has it that Hex once tried to fight a Creeper with her bare hands and lost…twice. Don’t miss out on the chance to show her who’s boss on our server!

Minecraft Mayhem: Bagging Blocks and Banter #5100

4koma, Bagging, Banners, banter, blocks, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Resources, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join now for a chance to build the most insane structures, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just dig straight down and hope for the best).

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where the possibilities are endless. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Why not! Want to challenge your friends to a build battle and see who can create the most ridiculous creation? It’s all possible on our server.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and flying pigs. The only way to find out is to join our server and start crafting your own epic adventure. See you in the game!

CraftyAutist’s Love Quest: A Minecraft Server for Socially Awkward Romantics!

acceptance, autism, awkward, Challenges, Communication, coping mechanisms, CraftyAutists, DATING, emotional intelligence, finding love, love, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Quest, relationships, Romantics, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server, Social Skills, socially, stigma, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Animals Bred:	91

Are you tired of being a forever alone Minecraft player? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for all the socially awkward players out there! Our community is full of fellow autists who understand the struggles of finding love in the real world.

Join us and embark on a quest to find your Minecraft soulmate! Whether you’re building pixel art together or exploring the Nether hand in hand, love is just a /tp away. Plus, our server is so inclusive that even creepers are welcome to join in on the fun (just watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why waste time trying to navigate the complexities of real-life relationships when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join our server today and let the pixels do the talking for you!

Mathcraft: Where Even the Creepers Can’t Do Algebra

achievement, algebra, Assistance, Character, Clarity, Confidence, CREEPERS, Development, education, epiphany, growth, Improvement, learning, math help, Mathcraft, perseverance, problem solving, progress, realization, success, Support, tutoring, Understanding

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of getting asked for math help in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about solving equations for your fellow players again. Our community is filled with math geniuses who will make sure you never have to do math homework again! Join now and say goodbye to math problems forever!

Creepin’ Crafters: Where music and Minecraft collide in epic LOLs!

album title, Analysis, collide, controversy, Crafters, CREEPIN, critical thinking, cultural critique, debate, Epic, High IQ, Hip Hop, indepth essay, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, lols, Minecraft, Music, perspective, prediction, racial dynamics, Rap, situation analysis, social commentary, speculation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5695
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you’ll gain the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!