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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 687 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!