I beat you until you’re unconscious Minecraft Servers

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5764	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	6700	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Items Found:	1839
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	1615	Alien Abductions:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Towns Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Character, despised, detested, Disliked, FINAL, Franchise, Game, HATED, least likeable, loathed, member, Minecraft, Party, pooper, Remaining, reviled, Server, standing, survivor, unappealing, unlikable, unlikeable

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

MixedCraft Server

afro, ambiguous features, biracial, black and white, cultural appropriation, dating etiquette, frizzy hair, hair texture, heritage, identity politics, interracial dating, light brown hair, mixed race, MixedCraft, multiracial, rachel dolezal, racial disclosure, racial identity, racial sensitivity, Server, white passing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3573
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

alluring scent, aroma, captivating smell, choose, comforting fragrance, comforting smell, delightful aroma, enchanting aroma, enticing aroma, favorite scent, favorite smell, Fragrance, intoxicating fragrance, invigorating aroma, nostalgic smell, pleasant aroma, pleasant scent, pleasing scent, refreshing scent, scent, SmellCraft, soothing scent, sweet fragrance

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!