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BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2127
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	208	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7554
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	1298	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9054	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	228749	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	123

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!