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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2126 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance-offs and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the most INSANE Minecraft community ever? Hurry up and join before the villagers start a rebellion and overthrow us all!
Don’t believe us? Check out this totally legit trailer showcasing the madness that awaits you on our server. See you there, fellow blockheads!