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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9759 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.
Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!