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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8885 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!