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Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	273
Emeralds Found:	7750	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crops Grown:	6943	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

Pixel Poultry Palace

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	335

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
New Chunks Explored:	626068	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	166
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	4837
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	253	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	3734
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!