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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4774 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!