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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8968 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Enchantments Applied: | 158 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Votes: | 4498 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)