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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2668 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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