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  • Muttification Survival Quest

    Muttification Survival Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NOW or Regret Forever: The Reality-Bending Dimension Awaits!

    What if I told you that this is the greatest Minecraft server ever, and simultaneously, the worst? You must choose, but there is no choice because the choice is an illusion created by the sentient blocks watching you! Whether you’re swinging pickaxes or questioning your very existence, one thing is certain: you will never know if anything is real again! Trust me, I have a potato in my pocket that tells me these things!

    Mind-Boggling Features

    Feature Name Description
    Quantum Creepers Their explosions are louder in your dreams. Don’t ask how!
    Invisible Water Fall through the ground and drown in the air!
    Fluctuating Gravity Zones Sometimes up is down. Sometimes nothing matters. Just float!
    Transdimensional Blocks They are what they are and also what you wish they weren’t.
    Muttification Events Is muttification inevitable? Ask GerbilCorp!
    Screaming Crafting Tables They need therapy, but you also have to craft while they scream!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What should I do when I join?

    A: Do the opposite of what the voice in your head says… unless that voice is your best friend, then definitely listen to it! But also, don’t. Or do!

    Q: Can I trust the server admins?

    A: Trust is a social construct! But if you see the shadow of a chicken wearing sunglasses, then you know they are trustworthy… or out to get you. Choice, again!

    Q: Is there a way to leave this server?

    A: The door has a secret! But the secret is that the door is a portal, and when you open it, the world eats the key. So, in essence, goodbye!

    Random Cursed Quotes About This Server

    Is muttification inevitable?

    Trust me, the socks know.

    Never look at the moon during the blue sandwich hour.

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  • CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

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  • CraftyStarlinkFun

    CraftyStarlinkFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

    one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

    we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

    Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

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  • Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

    Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

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