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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4775 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
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