HURTS Minecraft Servers

HURTS Minecraft Servers

  • GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

    GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5912
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Runes Activated: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

    JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 2561
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Farms Harvested: 482
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Draconicraft SMP

    Draconicraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8955
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Draconicraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    World Border Size 20,000 blocks
    • Anti Ender Dragon Grief
    • Anti Enderman Grief
    • Bundles
    • Custom Armor Statues
    • Custom Nether Portals
    • More Mob Heads
    • Mini Blocks
    • Multiplayer Sleep
    • Player Head Drops
    • Silence Mobs
    • Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join from any country?

    A: Yes, members come from all around the world including the United States, Germany, and Mongolia.

    Q: Is English the primary language on the server?

    A: Yes, English is encouraged for public discord server and in-game chat, but other languages are welcome in voice chat as long as everyone is respectful.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord Server and fill out the application form to get started.

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Mighty Block Realm 1.21.2

    Mighty Block Realm 1.21.2
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 9138
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Animals Bred: 21 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and prove that big dicks do not equal inceldom!

    >Have you ever seen a creeper explode in real life?

    Join our server and witness the explosive power of creepers in a safe and blocky environment!

    >Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by griefers?

    Join our server and protect your precious diamonds with our anti-griefer measures!

    >Do you want to build a giant statue of yourself out of blocks?

    Join our server and show off your massive ego in pixelated glory!

    >Sick of boring old survival mode?

    Join our server and experience our custom game modes that will blow your mind (literally)!

    >Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies?

    Join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    >Are you a virgin with a big dick?

    Join our server and find out if you’re the exception to the rule or just a blocky incel!

    >What are you waiting for?

    Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (up)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BdayBash Minecraft Server

    BdayBash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 3225
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magic Items Found: 6947
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for the most outrageous stories and crazy antics you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between your best friend, your niece, and a random guy who may or may not be your soulmate. Who will you choose? Who will end up heartbroken? The drama never stops on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Birthday parties that turn into wedding receptions, family feuds that rival the Montagues and Capulets, and unexpected serenades from drunk party guests – it’s all here waiting for you to explore.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of chaos and craziness in a blocky world? Don’t be a square, join us now and let the drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BridesmaidDressDrama

    BridesmaidDressDrama
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 9234
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate diversity in dress choices!

    Imagine a world where bridesmaids can wear whatever they want, whether it’s a low-cut dress or a full suit of armor. Our server is all about embracing individuality and expressing yourself through fashion choices.

    No more worrying about cleavage drama or fat-shaming accusations – on our server, everyone is free to wear whatever makes them feel fabulous. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in fashion shows and show off your unique style to the whole server.

    So why settle for a cookie-cutter wedding when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate fashion freedom? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToxicCraft SMP: ChildhoodTells

    ToxicCraft SMP: ChildhoodTells
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6679
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Emeralds Found: 9855
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, if you wanna join dis epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the signs of someone who grew up in a toxic household, like, they probably build their houses out of lava and obsidian cuz they’re used to living in a fiery pit of drama, ya know? And like, they’ll always be hoarding all the diamonds cuz they never got enough love as a child, so now they gotta compensate with shiny things in a blocky world. Plus, they’ll probably have a pet creeper named Karen who’s always exploding over the smallest things, just like their mom used to do. So yeah, if you wanna join our crazy server full of dysfunctional players, hit us up and let’s build some wacky sh*t together!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blockbucks Presidential Power

    Blockbucks Presidential Power
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3019
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 114
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1642
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency we deal with is diamonds and emeralds! Join us and you could be the next virtual billionaire with just a few mining sessions!

    Imagine this: you join our server and start building your virtual empire. Suddenly, a mysterious player drops a chest filled with diamonds worth Two Hundred and Fifty Million Dollars in real life! And just like magic, your virtual empire grows and your in-game wealth skyrockets to One Hundred and Eighty Billion dollars!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to players with the most diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky challenge and claim even more riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, adventure, and maybe even a ghostly encounter or two!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UraniumCraft Minecraft Server

    UraniumCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 4273
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we have 200 kg of uranium enriched to near bomb-grade! yea u heard me right, we got that good good stuff to make ur minecraft experience explode! literally!

    imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a hidden stash of uranium, talk about a plot twist! or maybe u wanna build a nuclear reactor in ur base, just be careful not to blow everything up!

    join us now for a radioactive adventure like no other, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe the radiation poisoning. but who cares when u can have this much fun, right? so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get glowing!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTaiwanInvaders

    CraftyTaiwanInvaders
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 5028
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 101 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz lemme tell ya, it’s like the five signs China is preparing to invade Taiwan, but in blocky pixel form! Picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by pandas riding on top of creepers, ready to explode in cuteness overload! And guess what? The Ender Dragon is actually a giant fortune cookie spitting out prophecies about the future of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden panda temple, you’ll unlock special powers like the ability to shoot fireworks out of your butt! So what are you waiting for? Join now before the pandas take over the world… I mean server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tech Nightmare: Sea Sabotage

    Tech Nightmare: Sea Sabotage
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 5601
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we protect undersea internet cables from evil hackers and sea monsters! 🦑🌊

    imagine diving deep into the baltic sea to fight off sabotage and save the internet from crashing! you’ll be a hero in the digital world and the minecraft world! 🦸‍♂️🎮

    we have custom underwater bases, high-tech gadgets, and even a secret society of dolphins who help us in our mission. 🐬🕵️‍♂️

    join now and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! protect the cables, save the internet, and become a legend! 💻🔒🏆

    what are you waiting for? dive in and join the fun! 🌊🎉 #savethecables #minecraftheroes

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Epic Quest Realms 1.20.3

    Epic Quest Realms 1.20.3
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 6869
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Potions Brewed: 42
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Enchantments Applied: 168
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the FOTM buff game but on crack! Like, the admin is a total mastermind, they got SEO titles and clickbait thumbnails for days. It’s like they’re playing 4D chess with our minds, man.

    And get this, they’re totally backpedaling on parasocial fucks, like, what even is that? I don’t know, but it sounds wild and I’m here for it. Plus, they’re always pushing their merch, like, you gotta support the cause, right?

    So yeah, join this server and enter a whole new dimension of Minecraft madness. It’s like reality, but on steroids.

    New Minecraft Server
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