Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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New Server IP
Saphira Factions Version 2.0 (Need Beta Testers and Staff!)
4/26/2024, Beta testers, Beta Testing, Betatesting, Custom rank, Discord, enjoyment, Faction, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionsstaff, Funservers, Game version, Lookingforstaff, Management, Minecraft, Newserver, old school, play to win, player experience, PvP, Pvpfactions, Pvpserver, Refined, Saphira Factions, Server, Staff, Staffing, Tight nit, Unique
Game Version: 1.20.1
After playing Minecraft Factions servers for almost 10 years Sink (The Owner of Saphira Factions) finally had enough of poorly managed and poorly staffed servers. Saphira Factions aims to provide a unique old-school inspired, refined, and tight nit Factions Server for all the enjoy. With the player experience always at the forefront of our philosophy, we are pleased to say Saphira is a PLAY to WIN server.
Saphira Factions is launching for BETA-TESTING on 4/26/2024. Anyone is welcome to come play, and will be rewarded with a custom “Beta-Tester” rank after the testing period has concluded.
Please join our discord for more information: discord.gg/adXfz3gEnN
192.99.0.37:2026

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New Server IP

Fatality: Where reaching adulthood means finally getting whitelisted

1.20.5, Adulthood, afk friendly, chill environment, community-driven, discord server, Drama-free, Engaging Community, Fatality, Finally, fresh start, grind and explore, latest updates, Mature Players, Means, minecraft adventure, new world, no add-ons, no borders, No mods, player feedback, reaching, relaxing atmosphere, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, whitelist server, Whitelisted

Overview
Join Our Thrilling Vanilla Minecraft Adventure! We cordially invite you to embark on an exciting journey in a brand-new Minecraft world. Our server offers a completely Vanilla and chill experience, ensuring that we update as soon as Minecraft releases new versions.

Overview

Join Our Thrilling Vanilla Minecraft Adventure!

We cordially invite you to embark on an exciting journey in a brand-new Minecraft world. Our server offers a completely Vanilla and chill experience, ensuring that we update as soon as Minecraft releases new versions.

Features
No annoying mods, borders, add-ons, etc. Updates with current version of Minecraft – get to enjoy the latest updates (1.20.5 – current) Player-driven world – community feedback lead No restrictions or drama Relaxing environment to afk, grind, and explore or w/e

Join the Community: This server is exclusively for mature, 18+ players who are chill, considerate, and ready to create an engaging community. If you’re interested in joining our adventure, click the link below to access our Discord server and read the Announcements section:

(https://discord.com/invite/VcDQVeed)

Come and experience the thrill of a fresh start in a new Vanilla Minecraft world. Join us today and let’s build something extraordinary together!

FAQ
Q: What type of server is this? A: This is a Vanilla Minecraft server with no mods, borders, or add-ons. Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on? A: The server updates to the current version of Minecraft as soon as it is released. Currently, it is on version 1.20.5. Q: Is there an age requirement to join? A: Yes, this server is exclusively for mature, 18+ players. Q: How can I join the server? A: Click on the Discord invite link provided above to access the server and read the Announcements section. Q: Can I participate in community feedback and decision-making? A: Yes, this server is player-driven, and community feedback is highly valued. Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions or drama on this server. It offers a relaxing environment for players to afk, grind, explore, and more.

FAQ

Q: What type of server is this?

A: This is a Vanilla Minecraft server with no mods, borders, or add-ons.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server updates to the current version of Minecraft as soon as it is released. Currently, it is on version 1.20.5.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, this server is exclusively for mature, 18+ players.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Click on the Discord invite link provided above to access the server and read the Announcements section.

Q: Can I participate in community feedback and decision-making?

A: Yes, this server is player-driven, and community feedback is highly valued.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: There are no restrictions or drama on this server. It offers a relaxing environment for players to afk, grind, explore, and more.

FlopCraft: Where even the creepers are laughing at you!
CREEPERS, Disappointment, Disaster, Failure, Flop, flop show, FlopCraft, LAUGHING, letdown, not a box office hit, not a hit, not a hit show, not a smash hit, not a success, not a triumph, not a victory, not a winner, not popular, not successful, not well-received, not working, underwhelming, unsuccessful
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a certified flop! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through your Minecraft adventures. Need more reasons? How about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon, where you can mine space diamonds and ride space llamas? And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a giant, fire-breathing dragon named Fluffy who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join our flop of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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New Server IP
TruckCraft: Where you can trade diamonds for clean trucks! Join now for epic adventures and hilarious trades!
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Are you tired of driving around in a dirty, old truck that just doesn’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your truck-selling prayers! Join us and not only will you find the cleanest trucks in all of Minecraft, but you’ll also discover a secret underground truck racing league where players go head-to-head in epic truck battles for the ultimate prize – a golden truck trophy filled with diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to truck-selling greatness!

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New Server IP
Oracle Cloud SMP
Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist
Vanilla SMP with minor quality of life changes. Whistelist enabled! Join discord to be added to whitelist.
oraclecloudsmp.xyz

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New Server IP
Creeper Caverns
Adventure, Battles, Biomes, Community, CONSTRUCTIONS, creativity, Creeper Caverns, Discord, Economy, Fun, landscapes, Marketplaces, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, skill, Staff, Support, Survival, Trade, Updates
Join the Adventure on Creeper Caverns! Dive into a world where your creativity and skill are your greatest tools! Explore vast landscapes, engage in epic battles, and build your dream constructions on Creeper Caverns – the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Features Include: * Custom biomes & thrilling survival modes! * Fully interactive community and dedicated staff! * Exciting PvP and PvE encounters! * Economy & marketplaces to trade and flourish! Join us now at: creepercaverns.dynv6.net:25566 and be part of a fast-growing, fun-loving community! Connect with us on Discord: https://discord.gg/48kyVc2qSv for live updates and support. Sign up today and start your epic journey! Follow us for more updates, tips, and behind-the-scenes content! Let’s make Creeper Caverns your new Minecraft home!
creepercaverns.dynv6.net:25566

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New Server IP

Harmony Retired: Now with Extra Spice [vanilla]

Active, Adventure, basic gameplay, Bunker, clean chat, Community, creativity, crossplay, Exploration, EXTRA, fortress, friendship, Growing, hard difficulty, Harmony, hidden, lone wolf, Moderation, player interaction, retired, Spice, Survival, US West hosting, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best
Discord	https://discord.gg/6u7kMwVVKJ

Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Are you sick of joining anarchy servers to discover a spawn that’s impossible to escape and a chat full of slurs and toxicity? This server offers true vanilla gameplay without the hassle.

Harmony Survival was originally a MCPE server started in July 2015. Harmony Reloaded hopes to capture the same magic of real vanilla gameplay, free of plugins and pay to win mechanics.

Features

True vanilla gameplay
Active and growing community
Clean easily readable chat
Active moderation to prevent toxicity
No pay to win mechanics
Crossplay on all platforms
Difficulty: Hard
Hosting: US West
World Border: +/- 40,000 to encourage player interaction

Trailer: https://youtu.be/YIXwa8mlnn8?si=Pz3JGjPSBQRCgpxv

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server truly vanilla?	Yes, there are no added plugins or modifications to the gameplay.
Can I join the server from any platform?	Yes, crossplay is available on all platforms.
Are there any pay to win mechanics on the server?	No, the server is free of pay to win mechanics.
How can I report toxic behavior on the server?	You can report toxic behavior to the active moderation team via Discord.
What is the world border size on the server?	The world border is +/- 40,000 to encourage player interaction.

PokeCrystal VS Hypixel

#pikachu, adventureawaits, battleroyale, CatchEmAll, Evolution, GottaCatchEmAll, Legendarypokemon, MasterTrainer, MonsterBattles, PixelAdventure, Pixelmon, Pokeball, Pokecrystal, pokemon, Pokestop, RarePokemon, TrainerBattle, TrainYourTeam, VirtualWorld, WildEncounters

Criteria	Hypixel	PokeCrystal
Gameplay	Offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes such as Bed Wars, Skyblock, and SkyWars	Focuses on Pixelmon gameplay with custom events, tournaments, and giveaways
Player Base	One of the largest Minecraft server networks with millions of active players	Smaller community of Pixelmon enthusiasts
Features	Constantly updating with new games, events, and features	Regular events, tournaments, and giveaways focused on Pixelmon gameplay
Server Stability	Known for its reliable server performance and minimal downtime	May experience occasional lag due to smaller server capacity

**FAQ:**

**1. How many players can play on Hypixel at a time?**

Hypixel can handle thousands of players simultaneously due to its large server capacity.

**2. What makes PokeCrystal unique compared to other Minecraft servers?**

PokeCrystal stands out for its exclusive focus on Pixelmon gameplay, offering custom events, tournaments, and giveaways specific to this mod.

**3. Do both servers have active communities?**

Yes, both Hypixel and PokeCrystal have active player bases, but Hypixel is known for having a larger and more diverse player community due to its range of game modes.

**4. How often are updates and new features released on Hypixel?**

Hypixel frequently updates its server with new games, events, and features to keep players engaged and entertained.

**5. Which server is better for Pixelmon enthusiasts?**

PokeCrystal is specifically catered towards Pixelmon enthusiasts, offering a unique Pixelmon gameplay experience with events, tournaments, and giveaways focused on this mod.

ThrowbackCraft: Childhood Game Edition
Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, classic video games, Edition, fun times, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming generation, gaming history, gaming tradition, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, old school gaming, oldfags, retro gaming, Throwback, ThrowbackCraft, traditional games, vintage games, zoomers
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past mixed with a sprinkle of chaos!
Join us if you want to relive your childhood memories of playing that one random game that no one else remembers. Oldfags and zoomers alike will feel right at home here, as we embrace the weird and wacky side of gaming.
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our server when suddenly, a wild Pikachu appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. Our server is full of surprises and absurd challenges that will keep you on your toes.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Only here, my friend. Only here.

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New Server IP
Crafty Fappy Land – Where Minecraft meets Discord for some LOLs!
adult content, arousal, boundary-pushing, Crafty, dirty talk, Discord, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish exploration, fetishes, improper implications, jerk off, kink, Land, lols, Meaty, meets, Minecraft, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, satisfaction, sexual discussion, taboo, Thick, Wobbly
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us to post tags, talk about your wildest fetishes, and of course, jerk off to your heart’s content.
Our server is known for its thick, wobbly, and meaty discussions that will leave you in stitches. From improper implications to downright outrageous stories, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces your weirdest kinks and encourages you to let your freak flag fly? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular member and loves to join in on the fun.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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New Server IP

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Minecraft Server Overview

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