humor 2025 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Welcome to SlickMC, where even the creepers wear sunglasses!

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SlickMC Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Custom generated worlds with lore and custom items and bosses
Races and classes system
Towny nations and towns system
Dedicated staff and player base

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the IP address of the server?	slickmc.com
What is the Bedrock port for the server?	40138
What kind of worlds are generated in the server?	Custom worlds with lore, custom items, and bosses
Can players choose different races and classes?	Yes, players can be dwarves, demons, kittens, and more
Is there a PvP system in place for towns and nations?	Yes, Towny nations and towns can fight agreed upon battles

ZMinecraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Anarchy, building, challenge, Community, Competition, cooperation, Creative, Customization, discovery, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Prison, Progression, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
High player population	Limited game modes
Unique minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Pay-to-win elements

ZMinecraft

Pros	Cons
Server supports both premium and non-premium users	May have less players compared to Hypixel
Offers a variety of game modes such as Survival OP, Prison OP, Oneblock, FullPvP, and Survival Vanilla	May not have as frequent updates as Hypixel
Survival Keep Inventory feature	May not have as many unique minigames as Hypixel

FAQ

Is Hypixel or ZMinecraft better for new players?

Answer: ZMinecraft may be better for new players due to the variety of game modes and the option for both premium and non-premium users to join.

Which server has more active players, Hypixel or ZMinecraft?

Answer: Hypixel typically has a higher player population compared to ZMinecraft.

Are there pay-to-win elements in ZMinecraft?

Answer: ZMinecraft does not have pay-to-win elements, making it a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Which server has more frequent updates and events?

Answer: Hypixel tends to have more frequent updates and events compared to ZMinecraft.

Baldur’s Gate: The Blocky Edition

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Welcome to the most magical and mystical Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with wizards, romance, and epic battles.

Our server is so enchanting that even Gandalf himself would be jealous. Explore the lands of Baldur’s Gate 3 and embark on quests that will make you question reality.

Need a break from slaying dragons? Long rest often to engage in steamy romance scenes with your companions. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

But beware, if you choose to resist the Dark Urge, you better pass those wisdom checks or risk losing your companions. And don’t even think about consuming tadpoles unless you want to change your appearance with a DC21 Wisdom check.

Enable Karmic Dice for a fairer gaming experience, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky. And don’t forget to vote in our polls to shape the future of our server – because democracy is magical too!

So why wait? Join us on this fantastical journey and let’s make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: Gandalf may or may not actually be a member of our server)

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Blockcelona: Crafting Champions or Creepers? Join MessiCraft and build your legacy in the pixelated pitch!

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Are you ready to embark on a wild Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and become the legendary Barcelona manager of your dreams!

Picture this: you’re not just managing a soccer team, you’re managing a team of blocky players who can kick a pixelated ball like nobody’s business. Will you lead your team to victory and become the greatest manager in Minecraft history? Or will you be known as the manager who couldn’t even beat a group of zombie pigmen in a soccer match?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to build your own epic stadium out of diamond blocks and obsidian. Want to impress your friends with a stadium that puts the real Camp Nou to shame? This is your chance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to Minecraft soccer glory. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even have a statue built in your honor made entirely out of emerald blocks. The possibilities are endless!

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New Server IP
BasicVoid

Cross-Play, PvP

This server is a server that has a main island in the void. There is a combat arena at spawn and if you venture further out you will find real land!. join now and experience this wonderful server with all its generators NOW!!!

basicvoid.minehut.gg

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New Server IP
Sin Born Network

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Kit PvP, members, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Sin Born Network, smp, Staff, Survival

We have a SMP Kit PVP server and 2 survival servers And We Are looking for some staff and we some good Staff Members but not many of staff members anyways we have a very Good SMPs but no one plays YET

sinborn.play-minecraft.net:25648

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NerdCraft: Where glasses are the key to my heart

attracted, CURSE, EyeSight, future child, Glasses, GOD, guys with glasses, Heart, key, MARRIED, nerdcraft, ruin, visually impaired

Are you tired of being cursed by God for being attracted to guys with glasses? Are you worried about ruining your future child’s eyesight just because you have a thing for bespectacled men? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the wrath of the eyewear curse! Our pixelated world is filled with so much fun and adventure that you’ll forget all about your questionable taste in men. Plus, who needs 20/20 vision when you can build epic structures and battle creepers in blocky landscapes? So come on, leave your glasses fetish behind and join us for a wild ride on our server!

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New Server IP
Crafty Can Dos: Minecraft Madness

bank loan, borrowed money, business management, business ownership, Canadian, Cooking, Crafty, determination, dos, Entrepreneurship, family, Financial Planning, generational wealth, Greek, hard work, Immigrant, inspiration, Investment, madness, Minecraft, Restaurant, Risk-taking, savings, success story

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can turn borrowed money into a multimillion dollar business just like my grandpa did! Picture this: you start off as a humble dishwashing immigrant, but with hard work and determination, you can become the ultimate chef and restaurant owner.

But that’s not all – on our server, the bank tellers are generous and will encourage you to take out even bigger loans than you originally planned. Need 15k? Nah, you’ll need at least 30k to make it big in the restaurant industry. And don’t worry about the location of your restaurant, because the bank teller will hook you up with the perfect spot.

So come join us on this wild ride of borrowing money, opening restaurants, and making bank in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like my grandpa – a true rags to riches story that all started with a loan and a dream. See you on the server!

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New Server IP
MLN Minecraft Lifekeep Network

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MLN (Minecraft Lifekeep Network), where survival is not just a game—it’s a battle for life itself. Engage in intense lifesteal combat, where every encounter is a test of skill and strategy. Reclaim vitality by stealing life force from foes, but beware of rivals seeking the same. Form alliances, build civilizations, and leave your mark in this dynamic world. Will you rise to legendary status or fade into obscurity? Join MLN and carve your path to immortality today!

mln.azlk.xyz:1041

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New Server IP
Darkin

action, darkin, Fun, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Skills, Survival

A fun roleplaying server full of pvp and action. You will progress through the ranks and unlock new skills and items by doing a huge variety of different quests.

31.214.166.4:26020

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