Players: |
96/200 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
10 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
13 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
2 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
5 |
Void Gems Collected: |
40 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: |
3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
43 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
1 |
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