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QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	9982
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	78	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	528025	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mines Excavated:	2786	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7707
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Votes:	6216
Dragon Eggs Found:	7685	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Farms Harvested:	757
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	1447
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN