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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3513 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 284 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 373 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.
So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!