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Free Styling Minecraft SMP #2

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7978	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner wild side? Look no further! We have players who will literally poop on your car’s window if they’re feeling feisty. And don’t even get me started on our resident tortoise, John Wilks Booth – he’s a real troublemaker!

Join us if you’re ready to get into some crazy shenanigans. We’ve got players who start their day off by huffing insecticide (don’t try this at home, kids) and others who have a strange obsession with their sister’s soft… socks. Yeah, let’s go with socks.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and you never know what to expect, come join us! Just be prepared to lose a tooth or two along the way. And remember, we’re all just moths following the burning light of insanity. See you in the game!

BeerBuddies Minecraft Server

alive, Beer, BeerBuddies, Bonding, cheers, Company, Connection, Conversation, Dead, friendship, Gathering, Hangout, Laughter, Meeting, Memories, Minecraft, person, Relax, Server, socializing, toast, unwind, wish

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crops Grown:	1056
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can have a beer with anyone, dead or alive! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to summon any historical figure or celebrity to join you for a cold one in our virtual pub. Want to chat with Albert Einstein about the theory of relativity over a pint? Done. Craving a karaoke session with Freddie Mercury while sipping on a brewski? We got you covered. Join our server and make all your drinking buddy dreams come true!

BFFs or Bae? Minecraft Server

bae, best friend breakup, BFF’s, Communication, coping with breakup, difficult decisions, emotional attachment, emotional pain, ending a friendship, friendship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, moving on, partner breakup, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, Server, support system, Trust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9972

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual besties!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with your new BFFs, battling mobs together, and creating unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the server resets).

Forget about heartbreak and drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking up with is your old, boring single-player world. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious love triangles and epic betrayals in the world of Minecraft!

CarCraft: Future Rides Unleashed

Advanced technology, automobile manufacturing, automotive engineering, Automotive Industry, automotive innovation, automotive trends, car design, car production, car technology, CarCraft, cutting-edge technology, Future, future car models, future technology, innovation, next car, predictive analytics, predictive manufacturing, Produced, RIDES, Unleashed, vehicle development, vehicle production, Want

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

join dis server if you want to be ahead of the game, like way ahead, like your next car is produced before you even know you want it. we got time travelers working around the clock to make sure you always have the latest and greatest in minecraft tech.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, we practically share the same brain. you’ll never feel alone on our server, unless you want to be alone, in which case we have a secret hideout just for you.

so come on down to the server where dreams come true and pigs fly high. trust us, you won’t regret it.

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Holy Grails Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Warp & Warfare: Where Mining Pits Turn into Epic Battles 1.12.2

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1171
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Server Name	Warp & Warfare
Overview	Join the Ultimate Modded Minecraft Experience where futuristic technology meets intense combat and strategic gameplay.
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod Flan’s Mod Advanced Rocketry Simple Voice Chat MineColonies
Why Join Us?	Active Community Regular Updates Epic Battles

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the following link to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/eXFP5mKgdE

Q: What mods are featured on the server?

A: The server features HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Flan’s Mod, Advanced Rocketry, Simple Voice Chat, and MineColonies.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, the server has friendly and active player base with community events, challenges, and collaborations.

Q: How often are updates released?

A: The server continuously improves and updates to provide fresh content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I build my own colony on the server?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own thriving colony with MineColonies mod.

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging explosive creepers and battling evil villagers who have a secret alliance with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether realm where you’ll find a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen and a lava surfing competition with the Ghast King.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get seriously wacky!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Votes:	4246
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Our community is so wild, we make the fandom look like a bunch of kittens.

One time, one of our artists got so salty over a build competition that they straight up bullied a user off the Internet. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect when you join our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where players can party like it’s 1999. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

JoblessBro Minecraft Server

ai art, Apology, art commissions, artist, Automation, brother, Communication, Conflict, Empathy, family, insensitive, job loss, JoblessBro, JOKE, layoff, Minecraft, misunderstanding, redundancy, Résumé, Server, side hustle, Support, Technicians

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-world problems? Look no further than our server, where even AI can’t take over your fun! Join us and escape the harsh reality of layoffs and redundancies with our epic adventures and crazy builds.

Imagine a world where AI art tools are no match for your creativity and imagination. Our server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind, where you can build, explore, and laugh your worries away. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

So come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, where even the most serious situations can be turned into a hilarious joke. Don’t be an AI art tool, be a part of our wacky community and let your creativity run wild. See you in the game, where the only thing getting laid off is your boredom!

ToothlessNephewCraft

Birthday Party, demo team, dentist bill, family, hand movements, injury, Laughter, Maplewood yoyo, misunderstanding, nephew, parenting, professional use, self retracting mechanism, sibling rivalry, starter yo-yo, talent show, ToothlessNephewCraft, Toy, tv news, uncle, yo-yo

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yo-yo – full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you entertained!

Join our server and experience the thrill of yo-yo tricks in Minecraft! Our owner has been a yo-yo master since the age of five, even appearing on TV shows and news segments showcasing his skills. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of greatness?

We offer free yo-yos to all new players, perfect for beginners to learn the ropes. But beware, just like the nephew who couldn’t handle the fancy Maplewood yo-yo, you may find yourself in sticky situations if you’re not careful!

So come join us on our server, where the yo-yos are flying and the fun never stops. Just remember, play at your own risk – we take no responsibility for any dental bills incurred from yo-yo mishaps!

MineCraftyMoneyMakers Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the elite 1% of Minecraft players who make over $200k a year!

Join us and experience a world where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and the zombies drive Lamborghinis. Build your mansion made entirely of emerald blocks and hire villagers to serve you golden carrots on silver platters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most luxurious resources, from diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted golden apples that grant you eternal life (in the game, of course).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and live like a virtual billionaire, join us now and show the world that you truly are the top 1% of blocky society!