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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1715 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!