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CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

alternative sentencing, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal deterrence, criminal justice, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, CriminalBreath, Deterrence, incarceration, jeet tank, justice system, law enforcement, Minecraft, prison reform, punishment, Rehabilitation, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss

akin articles, akin content, akin material, akin posts, akin reads, akin topics, alike articles, analogous articles, BlockyBanterBoss, comparable posts, CraftyCraicMaster, Minecraft, more like this, recommended reads, related articles, related content, resembling content, similar content, similar topics, smp, suggested posts

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

aita, boyfriend surgery, cousin surgery, Drama, Edition, extended family, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, keeping secrets, quiet couple, reserved couple, SurgeryCraft, toxic family

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Emeralds Found:	8437	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

ToothlessTales Minecraft SMP

abscessed tooth nightmare, broken tooth disaster, chipped tooth disaster, cracked tooth agony, dental emergency, dental horror, dental mishap, dental nightmare, dental phobia, fear of dentist, knocked out tooth tragedy, lost filling catastrophe, Minecraft, painful tooth experience, root canal nightmare, smp, tooth extraction horror, tooth infection agony, toothache nightmare, ToothlessTales, traumatic dental experience, wisdom tooth pain, worst tooth story

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9552	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	165
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	8876	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a dental nightmare come to life!

Join us for a wild ride where every tooth in your head will be on the edge of its seat. From epic battles with tooth fairies to dental floss lassos for PvP, this server will have you grinning from ear to ear (or what’s left of them).

So come sink your teeth into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring some extra toothpaste, because things are about to get cavity-inducingly intense!

BlockyBabes

BlockyBabes, Femininity, gender bias, gender differences, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, Masculinity, societal expectations

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to a Minecraft server where men can experience life as a woman and discover all the things they might dislike about it! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the struggles of finding the perfect outfit, dealing with creepy DMs from random players, and constantly being asked to join a “girl gamer” group. But fear not, because on this server, you can also experience the joys of sisterhood, mastering the art of multitasking, and finally understanding the true power of the side-eye. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where men are women and the drama is real!

RigRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, downed, drone, hezbollah, Incident, intelligence, interception, Israeli Navy, Maritime, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, offshore gas rig, RigRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happening than a Hezbollah drone getting taken down by the Israeli Navy! It’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun, man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers and building your own floating gas rig in the sky! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft, right? So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

RocketRaidersMC

BARRAGE, border, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, emergency response, Injuries, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA reports, MIDDLE EAST, News, north, rocket fire, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, Syria, Updates, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4375	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rocket fire you’ll experience is launching yourself into the sky with a TNT cannon! we guarantee eleven times the fun as you battle it out in the Majdal Shams area, dodging barrages of creepers and zombies. the MDA (Minecraft Defense Army) reports that the only wounds you’ll receive are from laughing too hard at our hilarious mods and crazy mini-games. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Legs4DaysCraft

anatomy, Biological, bipedal, body parts, comparative anatomy, evolutionary biology, human average, human body, interesting facts, Legs, legs count, Legs4DaysCraft, LIMBS, Mobility, more legs, Oddities, physical characteristics, statistics, two legs, unique traits, Walking

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	95765	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

hey u, ya u with 2 legs, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance the cha cha slide. not only dat, but our creepers tell knock knock jokes and our zombies do the macarena.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.

but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?

Make Craft Mine

Economy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Make Craft Mine is a simple economy server, with all the things you would want. Claims, McMMO, Jobs, Resource World, Quests, Battle Pass, Custom Enchants, /sell hand, auction house, head database, and keys. Introducing a new feature called Hardmode, whereby you can make the hustle harder for bragging rights.

play.makecraftmine.com

Firewall Smp

Biomes, Cross-Play, Firewall SMP, java, LifeSteal, pocket edition, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hey Players.. Its our new starting of FIREWALL SMP season 2. WE Hope You Will Enjoy It

It Have Both Java + Pocket Edition LIfesteal + Survival Many Biomes

Firewall.eupla.com:25463